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Mother reluctantly allows her 16-year-old daughter's 36-year-old boyfriend move in

02/29/08
I said, "NO WIRE HANGERS!"

A mother in the UK is afraid of her 16-year-old daughter's attitude so she is allowing her daughter's 36-year-old divorcee boyfriend to move in. The mother, who is very upset with the situation had this telling quote, "We took the liberal approach to bringing up our child."

Ahh, Modern Parenting. Maybe 10,000 years of of evolution teaching us to discipline children wasn't so wrong after all.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

5 Books that will make you look stupid if you read them in public

02/29/08
Love yourself but don't LOVE yourself...

Some people read in public so that they will look intellectual. If YOU try this technique, stay away from these books.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Good thing Sierra doesn't like Cucumbers

02/29/08
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Marissa Mayer is a Goo girl

02/28/08
A girl that loves, what?

I don't think Google quite understood the meaning of the word "Googirl" when they put it on a huge sign behind Marissa Mayer. Why not check out the Urban Dictionary definition of it.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

25 Teachers I wish I had

02/28/08
I got it bad, I got it bad, I got it bad...I'm hot for TEACHer!

A list of the 25 hottest teachers who were caught doing naughty things with their students.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Don't get arrested in Cookeville, TN or you'll be sorry...

02/28/08
Bad Cops!

Welcome to the newest category! Bad Cops! I have said many times over that I think that the VAST majority of cops do a wonderful job day in and day out. Then there are assholes like this guy: caught on his own dashmounted camera, planting marijuana on a guy.

BTW - Although I have a lot of articles about shitty cops in Massachusetts, the fact that they are FROM the dim state of MA trumps the fact that they are bad cops.

Update - Thanks to Michelle from Tennessee for notifying me of the latest news that the cop was vindicated of all offenses.
Category: Bad Cops
Posted by: sleze

New Motivational Posters

02/27/08
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Australia has natural cure for annoying arm dogs

02/27/08
Aww...the snake is hugging the little dog...

Leave to the land down unda' to have a 110lbs natural solution to celeb (and celeb wannabe's) yippy, living, arm candy.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Oops! Diebold mistakenly releases results of 2008 election 9 months early

02/27/08



Paper ballots were never this much trouble...

Minnesota home schooling is a mockery of science

02/26/08
Touched by his scientific, noodly appendage...

A mall in Roseville, Minnesota hosted a Home School Science Fair. The title of the first prize winner was, "Did People Live at the Same Time as Dinosaurs? (The evidence says 'yes')." I feel so sorry for these kids.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

New TSA Promotional Music Video

02/26/08
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Wish you could smoke at bars again? Become an actor!

02/25/08
The silliness of banning cigarettes in bars...

Some clever bar owners have discovered that by having "theater nights," they can get around those silly smoking bans. How does it work? In many states, theaters are permitted to have their actors smoke during a performance if the role calls for it. These industrious bar owners have a "theater night" and declare that ALL bar patrons are actors that night.

Gotta love it when people stand up to the Nanny state. WAAAAaaaa! My clothes smell like smoke after I struck out at the bar!
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Spongebob Squarepants Rectal Thermometer

02/25/08
MR CRABS!  THIS isn't how you treat Bikini Bottom!

Tired of those annoying Spongebob shows playing on your TV? Just buy one of these rectal thermometers and I GUARANTEE your kid will get over the pineapple under the sea VERY quickly.
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

♫ Blame it all on my ROOOooots. I showed up in BOOTS...and shot off your fi-AN-cee's BAaalllls. ♫

02/22/08
I PROTEST!  He has no balls...well...anymore.

A guy tried to shoot off the balls of a girl's husband at their wedding reception.
Category: Mawwage
Posted by: sleze

Drinking and Drugs had nothing to do with Boston Firemen's death...honestly

02/22/08
This beer helps me fight fires...

The Boston Fire Department has concluded that the deaths of two firemen had nothing to do with the alcohol or cocaine in their blood. Why? Because the Department chose not to include the toxicology report in the official report.
Category: Massachusetts
Posted by: sleze

Captain Kirk is a true gentleman

02/22/08
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Mandatory Volunteerism (Is that like vague specifics?)

02/21/08
Sign up now for federal service! Service GUARANTEES citizenship!

During his failed Presidential Campaign, Chris Dodd proposed "Mandatory Volunteerism." Basically, he's saying that in order to graduate from high school, a kid would have to participate in 100 hours of community service. I think it's a FANTASTIC idea. Making kids paint houses and put up fences will help them value their hometown AS WELL as provide free slave labor reduced manning costs to the local community.

Naturally, there should be one exemption: A kid who earns Eagle Scout (or the less impressive Gold Award Scout) should qualify whether or not he/she has attained the 100 hour mark as their contribution goes above and beyond most community service.

Of course, I also agree with the citizenship concepts of Starship Troopers (you have to do a term of Federal Service to become a voting citizen - ANY federal service: postal service, street cleaner, soldier, sailor, etc.).
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

BEHOLD the Power of XENU! (Is he the good guy or the bad guy?)

02/19/08
All hail Thetans!

The Scientological god, Xenu, must have tremendous powers over the web as 90% of the comments about the Scientology protest were removed by "staff".

Update: Aww MAN! The website made a liar out of me and deleted almost all the posts (removed by staff).
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

15 Most Annoying Video Game Characters

02/19/08
BOOM! He's on his back!  Annoying the shit out of everyone!

I give you a list of the 15 most annoying characters in video games. No one will argue with #1.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Boston's Police/Civilian Review board - Too secret to publish its findings

02/19/08
We don't want to embarrass the officer who is guilty of police brutality.

It's been a while since Beantown has embarrassed itself but I had faith, and Boston came through. The oversight committee setup to review potential abuses of police authority in Boston is so shrowded in secrecy that the public isn't allowed to attend and no records of the meetings are kept. That's some great oversight-work, Lou!
Category: Massachusetts
Posted by: sleze

Website that publishes embarassing leaked documents censored by China...US!?

02/18/08
Congress shall pass no laws...oh whoops!

Wikilieaks.org was a relatively unknown website that publishes stories about and links to embarrassing documents about business, governments and agencies from around the world. It is certainly not surprising that the website would be censored in China out of sheer habit BUT because they discussed the banking shenanigans that go on with money laundering in the Caymans, a US court has stopped the website's name from resolving (ie. Wikileaks.org doesn't work even though the website still exists).

The reason I wrote that it WAS a relatively unknown website is that, because of this US-censorship, direct links to the IP address of the site are spreading throughout the web like Captain Trips. The thing that these corporations generally fail to realize that is not too many people visited or even gave a shit about this website UNTIL they attempted to silence it. People ignore ranting fanatics all the time but once that fanatic is silenced in a way that is contrary to American ideals, the silence is DEAFENING in a way their rants never could have been on their own.

So if you're bored at work today and want to see video of the Japanese nuclear reactor that almost had a melt-down in 1995 (and was covered up) OR read about mafia money-laundering ethically questionable banking from Grand Cayman, go to the site. It is also accessible at Wikileaks.be but the document/video links still try to point to the original site. Best to stick with the IP address link (http://88.80.13.160).

Update: Just for your information...

The Judge that ruled in favor of the non-American entity without giving the US-based website a chance to respond is US District Judge Jeffrey White. I hope that any attorney that has to face him in court now will have a better understanding of his views on due process and freedom of speech (you know...some of the annoying parts of the Bill of Rights).

The web hosting company that complied with the judge is Dynadot. It agreed, not only un-link the wikileaks.org name from the website's address, but also to LOCK the name so that wikilinks couldn't just move the name to a new ISP. I know if my ISP did something like this (to one of its customers), I would dump them in a heartbeat. I hope that anyone who has a Dynadot website and cares about the first amendment would find a new ISP.
Category: Shady Law
Posted by: sleze

Super Mario used to explain the "Many Worlds" Theory

02/18/08

The "Many Worlds" Theory goes back to the idea of the 5th dimension in that every decision we make results in a different future and that every possible decision is made in other worlds. Don't understand? Watch the video and see how all the different Marios make their way through this hard level. Still don't understand? You've probably stopped reading and don't care. If you do, check out the page that explains it WAY better than I summarize it.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Solution for training your spouse? Treat them like a dog.

02/18/08
NO!  BAD husband!

I have been advocating the training of children as dogs ("Don't beg." "No BITES, kisses!" "SUCH a good boy!") for many years now. But a new book coming out asserts that wives wanting to overcome their husband's bad habits should just treat them like dogs with treats for doing good things.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Disturbing Video will give you nightmares about Quidditch.

02/15/08
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Another Great Valentine's Gift

02/14/08
I love MOO!

Think outside the box with this year's Valentine's gift and name a cow after your sweetheart!
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Happy Valentine's Day!

02/14/08
"Ohm Nohm, Shiva, " means "I Love you!"

What better way to celebrate Valentine's Day with your sweetheart, than to reserve a table at the luxurious White Castle restaurant.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Love you, Sierra

02/14/08
Happy Valentine's Day, BEL

What better way to wish Sierra a Happy Valentine's Day on my website, than to summarize every post that I mention her name? I love you, Honey.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Eating of the Jew

02/13/08
Truth is stranger than fiction

"Tune in tomorrow kids for your favorite show that features an Anti-Semetic Rabbit that wants to eat the Jews!"

Where's Donny Darko when you need him?
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Expecto Patronum!

02/13/08
Ghostly White Stag

Dementors were scared off by a ghostly white stag in the Scottish Highlands.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Ronald McDonald like YOU'VE NEVER SEEN!

02/13/08


God, I love Japanese commercials.
Category: Japan
Posted by: sleze

Is it ok to settle for Mr. Good Enough?

02/12/08
Mr. Good Enough?

Interesting article for girls to not look for Mr. Perfect, but for Mr. Mostly-puts-the-toilet-seat-down.
Category: Mawwage
Posted by: sleze

Amy Winehouse's rejected US Visa application

02/12/08
She don't wanna go to RE-hab, I say NO, NO, NO!

Why do I pick on Amy? I really can't help myself really. But there is a bit of Karma working here as I can't get yesterday's performance of Beat It out of my head. -SHUDDER-
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Spongebob and friends do the classics...

02/12/08


You haven't seen the Godfather until you've seen it with Spongebob and friends doing the voice-overs. Sierra...press the play button.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

The Gallery of THOSE guys

02/11/08
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Fat Girls. Ugly Girls. Girls with a crappy self-image...this is the Facebook group for you...

02/11/08
I am ugly!  Don't call attention to it but look at my pictures anyway!!!

Check out this new facebook group "Beauty vs. Industry" where girls flock there because they think they aren't attractive. The main theme is that they believe that the modeling industry (wrongly) dictates beauty instead of eons of evolution in which symmetry, appearance of health and social status dictate levels of attraction.

After a quick perusal, there are actually quite a few pretty girls on there that just have shitty self-esteem. The rest are fat and ugly. You will find that the ones not worth looking at have writing or something on top of their bloated, ugly faces.
Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

Who the fuck is this Amy WHinehouse person?

02/11/08


I keep seeing articles about this herion addict, Amy Winehouse, all over the internet. Apparently she has a song about how she doesn't want to go to rehab (obviously). Well, that isn't such a bad song but it isn't anything special. Then I found the above Gem with her singing a Beat It duet with some talk show host. It's like watching Kristina sing a duet with post-stroke Kirk Douglas. Jim Ambury, please don't hit the play button.

Why did the Grammy's want to get her so bad?
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

What if Banner Ads were actually truthful?

02/08/08
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Tennessee and Georgia in dispute over Hazzard County

02/07/08
Get them Duke boys!

In an attempt to claim access to more water sources, Georgia is attempting to reclaim land from Tennessee based on an 1818 survey. Boss Hog frantically scheming to convert Uncle Jessie's land into a water refinery...if not for those darned Duke boys!
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Wachovia loves check fraud!

02/06/08
Wachovia hates fraud...unless it makes them MONEY!!

Wachovia is being sued for allowing telemarketers to draw fraudulently unsigned checks from other Wachovia customers. Wachovia pubically claimed it had no idea and blah blah. Whoops...too bad they didn't follow White House guidelines and delete the email discussion that showed not only their awareness of it but also how profitable the fraud was for the bank.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

No longer available for pre-order from Amazon

02/04/08
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

T-shirts you wouldn't want to see on your daughter's boyfriend

02/04/08
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Mississippi takes a courageous step in attempting to curb obesity

02/04/08
No food in public, for you!

Leave it to the progressive state of Mississippi to try and help obese people lose weight. They are currently debating a law that would prohibit restaurants from serving people with a BMI of 30 or more. Kinda like bar rules where you can't serve someone who is drunk, restaurants wouldn't be allowed to serve someone who already has eaten their fill (for the year).
Category: News
Posted by: sleze