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A father holding his daughter's hand? Must be a pedophile...

06/29/07
Hand holding = BAD TOUCH!

This is an interesting image. Apparently stopitnow.org thinks that a picture of a father holding his daughter's hand is good imagery for pedophilia and not paternal love. I wonder what all the father's in the world think about that.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

How to get out of smoking ban? Become an embassy!

06/29/07
Today is Redonda Day!

A local pub in Britain is getting around the soon to be enacted national smoking ban by becoming the official embassy of Redonda, a 1 square mile nation in the Caribbean. Brilliant!
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

England divorce laws strike again - Man pays 200,000 to wife...30 years after the divorce

06/29/07
What's ACCUSTOMED!?


Judge orders a man to pay his ex-wife (that he divorced thirty years ago for cheating on him) 200,000 because she has “fallen on hard times.”
Category: Shady Law
Posted by: sleze

Students have freedom of expression - no they don't. What!?

06/28/07
I shouldn't be allowed to say this, damnit!

The Supreme Court has reversed the decision of the Wacky 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals with regards to freedom of speech. The 9th found that a student should not be punished for his tacky "BongHits4Jesus" banner. The Supreme Court disagreed and said that schools should have the right to punish children for supporting the right to use drugs. Wow...I am boring myself writing this description...
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Man covered with Tatoos wonders why he can't get a job

06/28/07
I think we can start you as an entry level day care provider...

Russell Parrish claims he is being discriminated against because potential employers don't like his tatoos. Too bad discrimination doesn't cover looking like shit.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Massachusetts has an innovative way to conserve energy

06/28/07
First errorism and now this?

In an attempt to encourage conservation, Massachusetts is planning to allow its power companies to charge more when customers conserve. Ermm...huh? Let's quote the article:

As a rule, utilities lose money by getting customers to conserve, because their revenues are tied directly to how many units of energy they deliver. Patrick wants to allow utilities, as they promote conservation, to be able to raise electricity delivery rates to offset lost revenue. He hopes that by ending the financial disincentive he can encourage utilities to promote conservation.

So if you were to turn off your A/C when you're at work to reduce your electric bill to save $50 a month, the electric company can raise rates to get that money back. So where's the incentive to conserve?
Category: Massachusetts
Posted by: sleze

England - Where Dad's have ZERO rights

06/27/07
What makes you think Dad's have a right to see their kids!?


And I thought husbands had it bad in the US. This is the story of a guy who was sent to jail because he waved at his kids. No...You read that correctly.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

New Mutant Gene found

06/27/07
So maybe girls SHOULD be picking out guys' clothes...


Most humans have 3 different color receptors in our eyeballs. But according to new research, there are mutant woman who have 4 different color receptors. Not only does this allow them to see color mismatches in their husbands' clothing, it also suggests that the mutant war is fast approaching.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Famous one-eyed gator captured

06/27/07
I'm dedicating today's post in Chubbs' memory.  Na-AH!  I called it first!

After pulling a man into a pond by his arm, a one-eyed alligator was captured by wildlife officers.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Attracting women to a far away town

06/26/07
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Emo Crayola Crayons

06/26/07
I like my crayons black...like my SOUL!
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

What will Facebook look like in 40 years?

06/26/07
Whipper snappers
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

How to get fired in Jacksonville - Save a woman's life

06/25/07
You saved her life!?  YOU'RE FIRED!

A man who works as a leasing agent for an apartment complex heard a gun shot, grabbed his gun and went to investigate. He saved a woman from bleeding to death. After being completely embarrassed by his heroism, the Arlington complex fired him. Good riddance to do gooders!
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Bad photoshop of Jessica

06/25/07
Looks like the designer was dumber than she was...
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Finally a girl gets bitter about the lack of good men out there...

06/25/07
This girl decided to rant about how there are very few eligible men at Ohio State. Interestingly enough she seems to understand that girls are attracted to assholes.

8) Mr. Nice Guy: You meet this unassuming guy in one of your extracurriculars or classes, and he seems decent enough. He’s somewhat quiet, got a corny sense of humor, and is too laid back for personal drama. He’s more than happy to help you out with a project, listen to you rant about how much stress you’re under, and commiserate on college life in general. Problem is, he’s too nice. When you go out, he’ll make you choose the place; he’s not picky. Forgot your wallet? No problem, he’ll pay. Cancel your plans last minute? He “totally understands.” This guy has the personality of cardboard, and he’s just as easy to walk over and wipe your feet on. You know he’d make a great boyfriend for some lucky girl, but thanks to your emotional baggage, you’re only attracted to assholes that treat you like shit.

To all my nice guy friends. Pay attention and read up. Very insightful.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Cow shit power

06/22/07
Pig shit - Cow shit - still the same methane

A little mad scientist has come up with a way to power your town (or even Bartertown) using the methane from Cow shit.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Interesting coversations overheard in New York

06/22/07
Mom, stop reading.

Hot southern girl #1: So, before I came up here my mom is like, "Be very careful around those northern boys, they think all southern girls just love to cook and fuck."
Hot southern girl #2: Oh my gosh, are you serious? They think that? That's so messed up!
Hot southern girl #1: I know!
Hot southern girl #2: But I really do love to cook... And fuck.
Hot southern girl #1: I know... Me too.

Read them all.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Interesting Ads

06/22/07
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Interview with a doctor

06/21/07
I'll give you a second opinion!

Actually an interview with several ANONYMOUS doctors. They talk about why doctor's appointments always run long and about the people they've killed...among other interesting things.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Help my baby live

06/21/07
Your money or her life!

Here's an interesting concept. Create a website that asks people for money to STOP you from having an abortion. There are SO many different ways to guess at the motivations here. Is it just two clever scam artists? Is it really a pro-life website trying to make pro-choice people look like monsters? Who will donate? Will pro-life people be horrified and run away OR will they try to save the (probably fictional) life of the baby?

If it works, look forward to thereshemightbeifyougivememoney.com as a daughter site of thereheis.com.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Best 5 second video on the net

06/21/07


I give you "Dramatic Squirrel". I think I've watched it like 20+ times and I still giggle like a little girl...
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Interesting I-Pod Ads

06/20/07
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Get in touch with her feelings

06/20/07
Sometimes girls just want you to know how they feel before they give you sex. This guy tells an interesting story of how he tried to understand his girl's feelings.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

What happens when you die?

06/20/07
You can't die until you've paid your late fees!

Someone else has to manage your shit. Sometimes it is easy and sometimes that person will have exchanges with companies like this one:

Nephew: “Would you like her new billing address?”
Supervisor: “That might help.”
Nephew: “Odessa Memorial Cemetery, Highway 129, Plot Number 69.”
Supervisor: “Sir, that’s a cemetery!”
Nephew: “What do you do with dead people on your planet?”

Read more.
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

Grooms to be - beward the psycho bride

06/19/07
It's *MY* Day!

Interesting article that discusses the problem with your bride's "My day." I almost put a picture of Sarah up here but I think she would kill me.
Category: Mawwage
Posted by: sleze

California GOP embracing immigrant workers

06/19/07
California LOVES immigrants

In another attempt to support the claim that there are jobs that Americans just won't do, the California GOP has hired an immigrant to perform the duties of state deputy political director. Does it count if he is Canadian?

This was lauded by the Chief Operating Officer of the California GOP, Michael Kamburowski, as demonstrating its support for fair immigration policies. Interestingly enough, no American's wanted his job either. Michael is actually Australian.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Star Wars - Robot Chicken Style

06/19/07


This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen from Robot-Chicken.

Update: Fucking bullshit - Adult swim moved this video HERE.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Neigh means Neigh

06/18/07
No dude...you're supposed to put the carrot in the OTHER end

A 17 year old kid was caught sexually assaulting a horse. In lue of jail time, I think they should just release his name and photo.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Every restaurant in Australia serves FANTASTIC food

06/18/07
Why do I say this? Because to say otherwise could be construed as an "attack on the business" which is a no-no in Australia. Say goodbye to the Australian Criticism Industry.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Rudy Giuliani puts a hit on Ron Paul

06/18/07
Rudy's coming after you!

"That Ron Paul guy thinks I should read about foreign policy. I think it's about time he gets whacked"
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Hip Hop culture isn't black culture

06/15/07
What up ma' LAWya?!
This was an interesting article which discusses the reasons behind black culture being incorrectly synonymous with hip-hop culture. I thought this line which uses the Chinese as a comparison was particularly insightful: "The cultural pressure for a middle-class Chinese-American to walk, talk and act like a lower-class thug from Chinatown is nil."
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Louisianer town to ban saggy pants

06/15/07
No one wants to see your friggin boxers!

I wonder if girls swoon when they see a guy's ass hanging out of his jeans...Anyways, DELCAMBRE, LA is passing a law that will make it a $500 fine and 6 months in jail if you wear your pants like the guy in the photo.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Green pollution?

06/15/07
It's just so...TRENDY!
I should make an Ironic category. 60% of ethanol factories violate federal or state environmental laws. Ethanol blows...just use waste oil and make bio-diesel, people!
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Fun with the office photo

06/14/07
Alright.  1 - 2 - 3 - SHIIIIIT!

God how I wish I would have been part of this.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

What's YOUR accent?

06/14/07

What American accent do you have? (Best version so far)

Midland

("Midland" is not necessarily the same thing as "Midwest") The default, lowest-common-denominator American accent that newscasters try to imitate. Since it's a neutral accent, just because you have a Midland accent doesn't mean you're from the Midland.

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Mine was Midland (seen above). What's YOUR accent?
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Soul Calibur 4 has updated graphics

06/14/07
BRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrUNSKI!

Instead of focusing on new combat or enhanced gameplay, Soul Calibur 4 has focused on...other things.
Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

Jack Thompson just picked my next Wii Game

06/13/07
Murder training kit included!

By calling Manhunt 2 a murder training game, Jack Thompson, the dimwitted lawyer who thinks that video games are evil, has just raised my awareness of this game and now I will buy it.
Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

If Faux Fox News existed throughout history...

06/13/07
Bill always has a good spin...

There would be some pretty interesting perspectives...
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

What's the largest island in a lake on an island in a lake on an island?

06/13/07
Vulcan Point - Largest island in a lake on an island in a lake on an island

Vulcan point in Crater Lake on Vulcano Island in Lake Taal on Luzon (scroll to the bottom of the page).
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Amsterdam tourism collapse expected in July '08

06/12/07
Who comes to Amsterdam for coffee?

A recent move to make smoking illegal in public places also includes the coffee shops of Amsterdam where tourists enjoy getting high legally. The Anne Frank museum's current pull of 2% of Amsterdam tourists is expected to comprise 90% by August '08.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Big Gay Al Qaeda?

06/12/07
Hi there, thanks for being INFIDELS!

Recently released documents from the DOD have confirmed that the Air Force was pursuing a non-lethal weapon that would turn opposing forces into homosexuals right on the battlefield.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Sierra, can we do THIS to the house?

06/12/07
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

Convert Heat into Electricity using sound

06/11/07
They're using a technique unknown to us, a technique involving sound...

A Utah physicist has created a way to covert heat into sound and then into electricity. Why did I put it here? Well if they can shrink it down enough, that macbook that can give you second degree burns might just evolve into a macbook that can run on batteries for 12 hours.
Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

New groundspeed record for wheelchair - 50 MPH

06/11/07
Most people push him rather slowly

By now, I am sure you've all heard about the wheelchair guy that was caught in front of the semi and was pushed around town at 50 mph (that's one QUALITY wheelchair). Listen to the entertaining 911 calls that reported it (my favorite is Jen, the girl who was having sex while she called).
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Ever wonder how much money your co-workers make?

06/11/07
If you work in Massacheusetts, wonder no more. The Boston Herald has set up a website that tells you exactly how much every state employee earns.
Category: Massachusetts
Posted by: sleze

Changes to the permalinks

06/08/07
Since I am tired of google and yahoo and everyone searching my homepage to find articles that are a month old, I changed the way articles are stored. Instead of the url saying thereheis.com/bblah/item=123, it will actually have real words like thereheis.com/blah/paris_hilton_is_a_whore

The old links should still work but if not, let me know.
Category: Administrative
Posted by: sleze

As much as I hate to give Paris ANY attention...

06/08/07
They can't do this to me!  I'm rich and famous!

To quote Nelson, "HA haaa!"

Update: The Sheriff who released her is a Scientologist. Was her early release some sort of recruitment attempt??
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

JK Rowling hints at Harry Potter Date Rape

06/08/07


Calling the final Harry Potter book her "darkest yet," J.K. Rowling confirmed one of the characters in it will be date raped.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Thundercats are on the move - movIE

06/08/07
We're going to HOLLYwood! Snarf! Snarf!

The Thundercats Movie is coming soon to a theater near you! Listen to these old outtakes for your listening pleasure.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Give him sex or he's your ex

06/08/07
Interesting article discussing the importance of sex to men in marriages...and women who mistakenly forsake it.
Category: Mawwage
Posted by: sleze

Avoid these Flights - Paul pay attention

06/07/07
There are snakes scheduling these motherfucking planes...

According to the Bureau of Transportation Statistics, the following flights are the 10 worst flights in existence.
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

The coolest picture on the internet

06/07/07
The zooming never ends

Once it downloads (it may take a while), just click on a spot and move the mouse up (to zoom in) or down (to zoom out). It is VERY cool.
Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

A literary experiment with Harry Potter

06/07/07
His rigid...wan"D"

What happens when you switch the letter "d" with the letter "g" in a certain word in the Harry Potter books?

"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything!"

Read more.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

How to kiss someone passionately

06/06/07
A guide that everyone should pay attention to...

A video guide that demonstrates how to kiss passionately.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

10 Best Goons in Movie History

06/06/07
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Pirate Hijacking in front of an indifferent warship

06/06/07
Now go away or I will taunt you a second time!

The captain of the warship ignored the pleas of the captain of the hijacked vessel. Can you guess the nation of the ship that surrendered to apathy?
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian

06/05/07
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt. [ Read More ]
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

What's wrong with this spelling bee photo?

06/05/07
What's Mar-ya-low?
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Guess these Belarusian, hand-drawn movie posters

06/05/07
Is this some kind of Lesbian movie?

When buying movie posters is too expensive, just have someone draw them instead!
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Photos are fixed

06/04/07
The tech guys in Utah/Russia fixed the problem.
Category: Administrative
Posted by: sleze

Photos are down

06/04/07
I am not sure why, but my gallery database is corrupt. My ISP is looking into it so stay tuned...
Category: Administrative
Posted by: sleze

DARPA to create MOTHRA

06/04/07
GO-JEER-AH!

DARPA(the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency) is engaged in an effort to grow/build cyborg moths for use as spies. No, really.
Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

Meet the World's most popular girl

06/04/07
Oh the things she could do to you!

She's a German girl with the world's longest tongue.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Errorists strike Boston again!

06/01/07
Clocks on a fax are a dead give-away

A bank employee received the above fax and hit the panic button. Those damned errorists will never let us live without fear!
Category: Massachusetts
Posted by: sleze

Are you a winner at the game of Life?

06/01/07
always become a lawyer

The New York Times has an interesting little chart that will tell you where you stack up against the rest of the country...class wise.
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

Too fat to sit on a lawn chair? Shop here...

06/01/07
Just more of them to love

Lawn chairs that support 800lbs? Toilets that support 1200lbs? Everything your fat ass needs.
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

Actual terrorist is just happy to see you

06/01/07
A spokane man was arrested for something and then proceeded to tell them he had a bomb in his pants. Thank god he wasn't caught on a plane or the new security checks would make you...well...you know.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze