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Old Spice Guy meets TMIMITW - Happy Thanksgiving

11/25/10
Reaching levels of awesome never previously recorded before...
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

How to avoid getting groped by the TSA

11/23/10
This ma HER! is brought to you by the TSA.

All you have to do is be polite, record the conversation (in the open), and tell them that if they touch your genitals, you will charge them with assaullt. Admittedly, this approach only applies to people entering the US from overseas (did you know you had to be re-screened AFTER customs?).
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

This is why our cats will be banished to the basement when the baby comes home...

11/18/10
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Happy Caturday

11/13/10


Should I buy this app for Sierra's phone and let the cats destroy it?
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Teacher who admitted on tape how hard it is to fire incompetant teachers...gets suspended

11/11/10
Teachers are underpaid and have way too much job security

I am torn here. James O'Keefe is the jackass that posed as a pimp to try and frame ACORN and he also broke into a congressman's office trying to tap her phone lines. But now he finally went after an easy target. Posing as...well a friendly guy, he started speaking with Alissa Ploshnick about teaching while secretly recording the conversation. Well she went on a roll and told him a story about a teacher that called a kid the N-word and didn't get fired. And now that the jackass has released the tape, she got suspended for breaking ranks and telling the truth about teachers unions.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Sexy lingerie for geeks - held together by magnets

11/10/10
Geeks are sexy

Magnetic lingerie - Public reaction has been both positive and negative.
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

How to soothe your demon child - reggae

11/10/10
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

How do you get out of a Hit and Run Felony? Become a Morgan Stanley banker!

11/08/10
The rich are just like OJ Simpson - getting away with murder!

Bicyclist Dr. Steven Milo was hit from behind by Martin Joel Erzinger's Mercedes. Erzinger then fled the scene, leaving Milo with spinal cord injuries and bleeding from his brain. Eagle, Colorado District Attorney Mark Hurlbert, commented that because Erzinger is a Morgan Stanley banker that manages $1 billion in assets, a felony would be too harsh a penalty for hitting someone with your car and leaving them for dead. Am I paraphrasing? Let's take a loot at the quotes:

Hurlbert said Erzinger is willing to take responsibility and pay restitution.

“Felony convictions have some pretty serious job implications for someone in Mr. Erzinger's profession, and that entered into it,” Hurlbert said. “When you're talking about restitution, you don't want to take away his ability to pay.”

“We have talked with Mr. Haddon and we had their objections, but ultimately it's our call,” Hurlbert said.

Dropping the felony charge is not a revelation, Hurlbert said.

“We had been talking with them about this misdemeanor disposition for a while now,” Hurlbert said. “The misdemeanor charges really are what he did."
Category: Shady Law
Posted by: sleze

MAD TV made fun of the Tea Party - 10 years ago...

11/08/10
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Ron Paul to oversee the Federal Reserve?

11/07/10
Say goodbye, Federal Reserve!

Whether you are a Democrat or a Republican, I think one thing will have full partisan support. Ron Paul is now the ranking member on the Subcommittee on Domestic Monetary Policy and Technology on the Financial Services...which oversees the Federal Reserve. In case you didn't know, Ron Paul wants to end the Federal Reserve. It is now up to the Republicans to vote him in.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Happy Caturday!

11/06/10
Category: Awww
Posted by: sleze

Watch a girl amuse herself with Iphoto

11/06/10


Look here for the undistorted version. I don't know which ones is more funny.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Interesting article to help the GOP cut $343 billion out of the budget

11/05/10
Government Waste

This is a very interesting article on how much we could save by cutting different government programs. While I don't agree with all of them (cutting the federal highway program, Repeal Obamacare, etc.) here are LOTS of good ideas for things we can cut to save:

$44,000,000,000
Halve federal program payment errors by 2012, especially by reducing Medicare errors and earned income tax credit errors.
Tighten oversight by spending $5 billion on new resources, such as updated computer systems, and then recover $49 billion in payment errors.

$12,500,000,000
Halve the $25 billion spent to maintain vacant federal properties.

$29,000,000
Eliminate the Overseas Private Investment Corporation.

$2,250,000,000
Eliminate Federal Communications Commission funding for school Internet service (90% of which is wasted on equipment that never gets installed).


*Note - the numbers listed on the website are listed as millions of dollars. So when it shows "$12,000" it really means $12,000,000,000.
Category: Shady Law
Posted by: sleze

Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, gettin all stabbed with my pants on the ground

11/05/10
Ghetto fabulous!

HA! A thug was stabbed when he tripped over his sagging pants that fell to his ankles as he tried to run away.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Things you don't say to your wife - the song

11/04/10
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Apparently, prison inmates are not very well informed on intellectual property law

11/02/10
Everything's bigger in Texas...except prisoner knowledge of copyright...

A photographer is suing the state of Texas because a new inspection sticker being distributed by the state uses a picture he took without permission. The sticker was designed by a prison inmate.
Category: Shady Law
Posted by: sleze