Harvard scientists have proven that believing that you are very good, or very evil, imbues you with extraordinary physical endurance. That is why you can't be both a Jedi AND a Sith.

A study at the University of California Berkeley found that 3-D movies can cause eyestrain along with headaches. Well, duh! The link also includes a list of upcoming movies that could kill you.

The early front-runner for innovation of the year goes to Princeton university researchers that can derive power from squeezing, moving and bouncing silicon. Potential applications include pacemakers AND the more silicon, the more power provided. CPR just got a whole lot more fun.

Hopefully it isn't a strobe light.

Besides the whole "neither of us knows what we're doing" part, there is another concern you should PROBABLY know about before you get married. Is your virgin wife going to be allergic to your sperm?

...the details of this article are not as important as the headline.

Scientists have discovered that fruit fly sperm is coated in a sexual peptide that has an unusual property. After sex, it compels the female fruit fly to gather food. AWESOME!

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