Well, well, well. I guess Computer Scientists AREN'T that awkward in social situations. If I wasn't engaged, I'd start looking for one of those Studio Arts majors...

"People's reaction times are a far better indicator of their chances of living a long life than their blood pressure, exercise levels or weight, researchers have discovered."

So the final outcome of the race is not nearly as important as me beating Paul off the line (of which, there are no pictures).

Courtesy of HolyTaco.com.

Sorry Bible beaters. It looks like the real Garden of Eden existed 12,000 years ago - WAY before Jesus rode into Jerusalem on a dinosaur.

Here's another good reason to keep your idiot relatives from visiting. A scientific study supports the idea that youths are most influenced by negative family members. So tell your cousin Eddie to get his shit together if he ever wants to meet your kids.

A science magazine editor details the telltale signs that creationists and religious fundamentalists are trying to inject religion into science:

- The term "scientific materialism"
- If an author describes the mind, or any biological system for that matter, as "irreducibly complex"
- The term "Darwinism"
- If an author wishes for 'academic freedom', it is usually code for 'the acceptance of creationism'

Read the article.

Local doc says Ugg Boots cause serious foot problems.

Scientists have discovered that guys are healthier if they are allowed to ogle breasts for 10 minutes a day. I think this should be brought to HR's attention IMMEDIATELY!

Check out this salary table by the Wall Street Journal.

Major: Biology
Starting Salary:$38,800
Mid Career Salary:$64,800

Major: Chemistry
Starting Salary: $42,600
Mid Career Salary: $79,900

For comparison, look at this one:
Major: Philosophy
Starting Salary: $39,900
Mid Career Salary: $81,200

Who knew McDonald's paid so well?

Natasha Demkina is a girl from Western Russia that has the innate ability to see the condition of people's organs...right through their skin. This is not an article from the Weekly World News. It looks like the X-gene is spreading.