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Bills TE Kevin Everett is doing much better

09/29/07
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

More police corruption - St. George Police stalking the guy that caught one of their own threatening him

09/27/07
Bad Cops! Bad Cops!

Remember a couple weeks ago when I posted about Brent Darrow, who used his dash-mounted video camera to catch a corrupt cop threaten to make up charges against him? It turns out the cop's name is Sergeant James Kuehnlein.

Well, he got fired as a result of that incident and his brother cops aren't happy about it. They are now staking out Brent's house and neighborhood. I guess they forgot that he has a camera in his car because he caught them running away.

Let me once again reiterate that I think that most cops do a great service to our respective communities and these corrupt, bullying, bad apples give all GOOD cops BAD names.
Category: Bad Cops
Posted by: sleze

The 10 worst Saturday Morning adaptations

09/27/07
Wayne Gretsky, Michael Jordan and Bo Jackson at their lowest moment

Pro Stars wasn't even the worst adaption on the list (and I wholeheartedly agree). You have to read on to believe some of these cartoons were actually made.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Angry with cop's doing their jobs!? Here's your website

09/27/07
Made by Cops, FOR cops

I give you the website for cops to complain about other cops that gave them tickets.

If you are a police officer, trooper, etc... that has been disrespected or insulted by another police agency (officer) by not receiving some sort of professional courtesy (aka...he did his job and ticketed you for parking illegally, caught you speeding, etc), please email staff@copswritingcops.com with the information.
Category: Bad Cops
Posted by: sleze

Did Pope John Paul II ask to be euthanized?

09/26/07
I love it when you call me BIG POPA!

A contraversial new book suggests that because Pope JPII didn't want his feeding tube inserted for several days, he accelerated his own death. This violates the Catholic doctrine that we are obligated to do EVERYTHING we can to prolong life. Pope Palpatine had no comment.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Guy dies by falling in a vat of sulfuric acid

09/26/07
About as far from the way I want to go as you can get...

A guy was working in a...oh never mind, he died by acid.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Some of History's Greatest and Strangest Quotes that you've never heard

09/26/07
On the absurdity of religious rituals:
Could a being create the fifty billion galaxies, each with two hundred billion stars, then rejoice in the smell of burning goat flesh?
~ Ron Patterson


On Charity:
When you give food to the poor, they call you a saint. When you ask why the poor have no food, they call you a communist.
~ Archbishop Helder Camara


On democracy:
In matters of conscience, the law of majority has no place.
~ Mohandas Gandhi


Read them all.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Spiderman 3 - Recut

09/25/07


How Spiderman 3 should have happened.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Look out Kansas, Iowa is dumber and at a higher level of education!

09/25/07
How dare you take an academic view of the bible!

While Kansas is only teaching theology as science in high school, it seems that Steve Bitterman, a history teacher at Southwestern Community College in Red Oak, Iowa, was fired because he told his class that the creation story in the bible shouldn't be taken literally.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Blue Cross/Blue Shield of Kansas City has an interesting euphamism for a miscarriage

09/25/07
Why is there something wrong with making a profit on a dead baby?

They refer to miscarriages as "elective abortions". That way, they don't have to pay for it. Read about how they brought Tonya Gullino to tears when they told her they wouldn't cover her "ELECTIVE" abortion.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Watch out Morgan - If your disabled car gets hit by a local cop, it will be your fault

09/24/07
Chief Wiggum wasn't at fault for hitting your car

I don't know if this deserves a "Corrupt Cop" category or a "Boston" category (since Boston just LOVES to come up with silly stories). In today's story, an off-duty Boston cop, Thomas Griffin, crashed into a disabled car on the way home from a bar, killing the occupant, Michelle Vibert. That didn't stop his buddy cop friends from covering it up and placing the blame on her. Imagine if she had a lightbright in her car!
Category: Massachusetts
Posted by: sleze

The Chasers once again exploit dumb Americans

09/24/07


The Chasers War on Everything on the streets of the US asking whether we should mark Muslims like the Nazis marked the Jews prior to WWII.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

And I thought I was bullied in school

09/24/07
You're not being bullied until you can see nose cartlidge...Oh...

Apparently we Americans don't know what TRUE bullying really is. The above pic is Bethany James, a student of Immanuel College, who got the CRAP beaten out of her by two other girls when she was walking out of a store with friends in Britain. My question is, why didn't her friends do anything?

Chris Robinson, deputy head at Immanuel College, said: 'Any bullying that the college becomes aware of is dealt with in a robust manner supported by the additional care we show for each other through our strong Christian ethos.' You can write to Chris and comment on his Christian ethos at: office@immanuel.bradford.sch.uk

BTW - the girls that beat her up, were questioned with no charges filed. No harm, no foul?
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Muslim inspecting Christian

09/21/07
Like the back of a Highlights magazine: What's wrong?

Interesting pic captured at an airport. A Muslim TSA employee frisking a Catholic (Christian) nun. I really need an ironic category.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Bears have the biggest, BALLS OF THEM ALL!

09/21/07
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Get in ma Belly! Scots don't like how they are portrayed in the US

09/21/07
Typical Scottish Man

For some reason, Scots are suggesting that Americans have the wrong idea about what it means to be Scottish.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Yet another reason Southwest is profitable - Fat people pay twice the price

09/20/07
Fat Jonathan "J.R." Hill

If, like me, flying is a part of your job, this is a story you will applaud. 435 lbs J.R. Hill booked a flight on Southwest Airlines. Luckily for the people who were about to sit next to him, he was stopped and forced to pay for the extra seat he was about to fall over into.

“I hate to admit it but I was in tears,” said Hill.

And I bet the people crushed up next to him would have been in tears, as well.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Ohio voter shenanigans...here we go again

09/20/07
This election brought to you by 49 democratic state elections and Ohio...

Ohio’s State Controlling Board blocked Democratic Secretary of State Jennifer Brunner’s earmarked budget for voting machine testing. When CA did this same testing, they found that a LARGE number of voting machines were unreliable and easily rigged to vote in a certain way. I guess you people in Ohio just don't get to participate in that whole democracy thing anymore. Sucks.

A post for Sierra - cute pets with casts

09/20/07
Category: Awww
Posted by: sleze

Publicized break-up notes

09/19/07
Go back to you home on WHORE ISLAND!


Ouch. See some more.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Lady fired from her job because she stinks

09/19/07
SCHTINK schtink!

A lady was fired from her job as a caretaker for a handicapped kid because she reaked of cigarettes.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Lieing brat ruins a guy's life. Will cost NYC millions

09/19/07
Guilty until proven innocent

After being accused of molestation by a girl who is a known liar, Francis Evelyn was arrested and his picture was plastered in the newspaper as an accused child rapist. Two days later, he was released from RIKERS ISLAND and the charges were dropped. Now the city is going to have to pay for believing her unfounded accusations and the police departments rush to condemn the man in public opinion. He is sueing for $10 million.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Woman punishes 14-year old neighbor boy by going naked in front of him

09/18/07
Make noise will ya?  Take THESE!

A woman was annoyed that her 14 year old neighbor was making too much noise when he played basketball so she decided to punish him by sunbathing naked. I guess I should punish Bailey for eating the cat liter by throwing steaks at him.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

My next sprinkler system

09/18/07
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Yay, I got an autograph! Waaa! Red Sox Suck!?

09/18/07
Good rivalry

This kid is mad because when he asked a Yankee for an autograph while wearing this getup, the witty Yankee signed it with "Red Sox Suck!" I applaud you, Shelly Duncan. Even though I don't really care about baseball and I don't really like the Yankees, the kid got what he deserved: an autograph, and a little ribbing for being a Red Sox fan asking a Yankee for an autograph.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Lifestyles of the Rich and Thrifty

09/17/07
Work smarter, not harder!

The story of how the rich stay richer. Parking in NYC for 2 weeks for $15.41.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

What do you do when an enormous dog starts to chase you?

09/17/07


Get your mom to intervene.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Don't piss off the corrupt police of a corrupt city council in Roseland, IN

09/17/07
Where's Lauren Elyea when you need her?

In Roseland, IN, if you piss off the corrupt council president, he'll have you escorted out of the council chambers. If, on the way out the door, you say something to Officer Jack Tiller, who is allegedly in Ted Penn's pocket, he'll throw you to the ground and yell, "STOP RESISTING" while he is punching you in the face. Watch the videos to see what you think happened. Officer Jack Tiller and Ted Penn claim that David Snyder actually hit Officer Jack Tiller when it appears that he just says something to him.
Category: Bad Cops
Posted by: sleze

Being a House Husband

09/14/07
It's always Monday, Mister MOOOOOoooommmmm!

Progressive modern female breadwinners respect and admire their stay-at-home house husbands. Just kidding - they think they're impotent, sponging parasites.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Woman in distress = prostitute sting

09/14/07
Save me plea...you're under arrest!

Don't pull over to help women in distress in Chicago. Why? You could get arrested for the solicitation of a prostitute.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

How to not shit where you eat

09/14/07
Don't shit where you eat

Interesting article on techniques to use at work so you don't fuck up your life and have an affair.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Gotta love those Etch-A-Sketches

09/13/07
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Friendly Phillies vs. Mets Rivalry

09/13/07
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Kathy Griffin gets upgraded to the "C" List

09/13/07
I thought you gave her the chloroform...

Kathy Griffin won an emmy for her show "My Life on the D-list" but found herself on the "C" list when her acceptance speech was censored. Get it? "C" list? Censored? Ma-HER!
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

I think Bailey wants me to get a pool with a water slide

09/12/07
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

It's been a while since I've added photos

09/11/07
We get around...

Yeah, yeah...I know its been a while. Here's a WHOLE bunch of photos:

2nd Anniversary in San Diego
Joe's Visit to PA
4th of July at Dr. Majessica's
Random Wacky Shit
Category: Photo Updates
Posted by: sleze

Missouri police will make up charges if you piss them off

09/11/07


Remember kids, you actually DO need to give the police your drivers license if you pull over (even in a parking lot) if you are operating a motor vehicle. You have to prove that you are licensed to drive. When you are walking or are a passenger, you don't need to show your "papers". The lot is open 24-hours...although I bet that loitering is probably not allowed. Other than that, the cop was dead wrong about everything else.

I am SO getting a video camera for my car. Click here for the video and detailed description including a transcript.
Category: Bad Cops
Posted by: sleze

Holes, holes, holes, diggin' them holes

09/11/07
Not even Zero could dig one of THESE holes...

As Santo and Sierra will atest, I like Holes. But these Holes have more than Kissin' Kate Barlow's treasure.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Don't race trains

09/10/07


Mother of the year candidate demonstrates to her 4 children why you shouldn't race a train. In the third clip, look for the OTHER train coming from the other direction right as she begins her wide turn to the left. Unfortunately, not all her kids learned the lesson as 2 of them are dead now.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Shoe's on the other foot - Being falsely accused of rape

09/10/07
Viagra + Micky = Vicky


This is the story of a person who was falsely accused of date rape and presumed guilty until proven innocent. The only reason I am posting it is that it is a woman who was falsely accused this time. Maybe people shouldn't pre-judge someone until a guilty verdict is passed?
Category: Shady Law
Posted by: sleze

Volleyball Secret Signs

09/10/07
Keep your eye on the fingers!
Keep your eye on the fingers!

Yes. I am VERY interested in Women's Beach Volleyball. For the sports...yeah.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Screwy Photos of the Internet

09/07/07
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Best Snowman Ever

09/07/07
Your blood tastes like a cherry snow-cone...
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

List of not-so-common phobias

09/06/07
AHHHHH!!!!

Here's a list of phobias you've probably never heard of...like Ithyphallophobia. A common phobia among housewives.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Welcome to the Old South

09/06/07
You can't take a WHITE MAN's gun away from him, BOY!

Welcome to Jena, LA. It has seemingly become the new headquarters of the KKK as whites are allowed to beat up black kids at parties and hang nooses under trees. It is also the place where black kids are arrested for theft after disarming a guy trying to shoot them and given 20 years in prison for beating up a white kid (in a fashion similar to the black kid who was beaten up).
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Le idiot

09/06/07


Despite all the posts I have saying how dumb Americans are...check out this one of the French version of "Who wants to be a Millionare?" Note how the audience votes...
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Top 10 Secret Societies

09/05/07
"Who keeps the metric system down?  WE DO! We do..."

Although the list notably leaves out the Order of the Arrow, it does a good job listing several secret (I guess not anymore) societies.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

OW! My eyes!

09/05/07
They don't look like virgins to me...

In the current climate of foreclosures and un-friendly loans, Virgin Loans is trying to appeal to the older generation in a completely novel way.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

The Moon completing a full lunation

09/05/07
If I ever lose my mind...

Oh, I'm bein' followed by a moonshadow, moonshadow, moonshadow...
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Eastside Story...FAR EAST-side story

09/03/07
The world's most interesting Muay Thai boxing match...

Thai, teenage, transvestite prostitutes, known as ladyboys, had a turf war over a client. "When your a Jet, you're a Jet all the way, from your first back-alley handjob to your last Rusty Trombone."
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Are Red Sox fans the most obnoxious fans in sports?

09/03/07
They CAN be annoying...

Jim Caple makes his argument that Red Sox fans trump Eagles fans as the most obnoxious fans in sports.

Exerpt:

Forget a fence between the U.S. and Mexico. What we really need is a wall, a moat and a minefield around New England to keep the spoiled citizens of Red Sox Nation from sneaking into the rest of the country and taking over seats in major league ballparks that should go to hard-working local fans.

Read more.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Arrested for not showing his papers

09/03/07
In Brooklyn, OH, the police will arrest you if you don't have a drivers license (or if you refuse to show it). The whole story started because a guy decided to not let Circuit City check his receipt after he made a purchase.

I think I posted about this in the past but let me reiterate. You are absolutely, in no-uncertain terms, NOT required to show your receipt to someone in a store like Best Buy, Circuit City, etc. AFTER you made a purchase. It is your propery at that point. Them checking your bag is a violation of the 4th Amendment (unlawful search and siezure).

Costco and BJs are exceptions because you give up that right when you become members.
Category: Bad Cops
Posted by: sleze