3 Americans, Scott Lively, Caleb Lee Brundidge, and Don Schmierer traveled to Uganda to preach on how terrible homosexuality is to the world (Christian values). After a 3 day rally conference featuring topics such as "how homosexuality is contagious", "homosexuals have a secret, evil agenda", and "how to convert homosexuals" the Ugandans were inspired. So much so that they passed a bill imposing the death penalty for homosexuals one month later.

Now that the world has been made aware that they may have consulted on the drafting of the bill, all three "missionaries" are back tracking and say their best friends are gay.

Here's another time for Sierra's Texas pride to shine. In Texas, it's legal for you to shoot and kill someone if they are intruding into your NEIGHBOR'S house. In the Nanny State UK, if you apprehend a burglar that ties you up and threatens to kill you, he will be set free and you will go to jail for 2.5 years.

Matthew Whalen, a Senior at Lansingburgh High School and an Eagle Scout was suspended for 5 days for having a 2 inch pocket knife in a survival kit he had locked in his car. Because Lansingburgh Central School District and Superintendent George Goodwin hate Eagle Scouts so much, they added an additional 15 days to his suspension. The rule he violated was that he brought something that could be "considered" a weapon onto school grounds. Apparenlty a 2-inch pen knife locked in his car is "considered" to be a weapon whereas the many baseball bats on campus aren't.

While he was worried that this may affect his acceptance at West Point, he was just assured by the Director of Admissions that it would not affect his application at all (although he isn't guaranteed a spot).

John Alexander Rochester was caught passed out in Ashland City Park at 1am with the following drugs in his possession:

1. Two baggies, envelope, one vial, crack cocaine, powder cocaine Total: 32 grams (1 ounce give or take)
2. 1 gallon bag containing marijuana
3. 5 sandwich baggies containing marijuana. 4 were corners of bags packaged for resale.
4. 1100 Extacy pills in 11 baggies
5. 2 straws, 2 rolled up dollar bills and two pipes.
6. 26 Xanax pills

Because his father is Judge John Rochester of Alabama's 41st Circuit Court, he was given 5 years probation for simple possession. His father is Judge John Rochester of Alabama's 41st Circuit Court. John Alexander Rochester was given 5 years probation for simple possession. One might think that a person with 1100 extacy pills would PROBABLY intend to distribute them but you have to factor in that his father is Judge John Rochester of Alabama's 41st Circuit Court. I guess justice isn't so blind in Alabama.

Welford, SC mayor, Sallie Peake, has a new policy for her police department. Because of high workman's compensation claims police officers are no longer allowed to chase suspects of crimes if they flea - not just high speed car chases. They aren't allowed to pursue them on foot either.

This should end well.

The UK government wants to install cameras in the homes of 20,000 dissidents "bad people" so that Big Brother Family Services can keep an eye on the families residing there. Presumably, the homes would keep the cameras to drive up resale value as documented in the book, 1984.

So here is how to never work in Canada:

1 - Call yourself a pre-op transsexual
2 - Apply for a membership at a women's only exercise club and get denied
3 - Sue them for violating your human rights
4 - Profit
5 - Rinse/Repeat

And people say the US is loaded with frivilous lawsuits...

Isn't it odd that there are so many career politicians that are millionares? How is that possible when there are only like 4 people making over $200,000 a year in salary. Well Robert has an interesting idea called the "net-worth test (halfway down the page)." It was a method invented by the IRS to convict Al Capone of tax evasion. Basically, you have some IRS bean-counters evaluate how much it takes to afford your lifestyle and if you report less than that, BAM - your evading taxes.

How do you think our elected officials would fair if the net-worth test was applied to them annually?

He also has the idea of creating "credentials" for becoming an elected official (basically a test). I like it in theory but it sounds like an awfully slippery slope to prevent a lot of people from winning office.

The prank goes something like this:

1. Identify someone you don't like
2. Find out that person's license plate number
3. Using glossy, photo paper - print out a duplicate license with that person's info on it
4. Tape it over your own license plates
5. Speed through stop light cameras field of view
6. Watch them get lots of fines that they don't deserve

BONUS - Impugn the credibility of stupid speed/stoplight cameras.

Bloomberg news filed a request for disclosure under the Freedom of Information Act for a detailed list of recipients of the $2,000,000,000,000 that the Federal Reserve loaned out this year. Claiming that the information was "too dangerous" for the taxpayers to know, they declined. To quote Michael Scott, "A doctor wouldn't tell someone they were dieing of cancer."