Not only to breast implants look and feel great, they can also make you bulletproof!

Amazon statistics prove some crazy shit (it was listed #4 when I looked).

Think if I got this toy, Akie would play with it instead of my Mont Blanc pen??

And to think I used to wish for an Ikea designed bedroom...

So much for me doing any decorating in "my" room.

Among the plethora of phoney news stories and product announcements on April Fool's Day was the Tauntaun Sleeping Bag. But because of its AWESOMENESS(and the overwhelming interest from Star Wars geeks), the website that featured it is actually approaching Lucasarts to sell REAL ones.

ATTN Tauntaun Fanatics! Due to an overwhelming tsunami of requests from YOU THE PEOPLE, we have decided to TRY and bring this to life. We have no clue if the suits at Lucasfilms will grant little ThinkGeek a license, nor do we know how much it would ultimately retail for. But if you are interested in ever owning one of these, click the link below and we'll try!

AWESOME!

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies features the original text of Jane Austen's beloved novel with all-new scenes of bone-crunching zombie action. Pre-order it now at Amazon.com. No seriously, it is a real book.

This is the Dr. Claw action figure released in 1992. It is near the top of my life's worst let-downs. Matthew Broderick is no longer the worst thing about Inspector Gadget.