A quadriplegic man (you know...someone who can't use his arms or legs)
died when he didn't pull his rip-cord while skydiving. Investigators believe it may be related to his paralysis.
Sometimes life imitates art when
a terrorist put a bomb on his head to assassinate a mayor. The
artists at Jyllands-Posten had no comment.
Yukari Miyamae was recently accosted at a TSA checkpoint and was selected for
molesting enhanced freedom screening where the TSA agent
gropes invasively pats down your privates. For reasons that haven't been made perfectly clear, she decided to turn the
tables on her molester and honked the TSA agent's boob. She was arrested but the most serious
felony charges against her have been dropped.
Above is an artist's rendition of what the incident looked like at the airport.
