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10 Top Sports Video Games of All Time

08/12/08
BOOM SHAKA-LAKA!

I have to agree 100% with this list. These ARE the best 10 Sports Video Games of All Time. I even agree with the order.
Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

Characters that you'll probably never see in the new Soul Caliber game

08/12/08
IIIIIiii HAVE the POWERRRRrrrr!

If you've never played Soul Caliber, you really need to play more video games. Here's a nice list of characters that probably won't make it into a Soul Caliber game (with Soul Caliber illustrations). The SC version of Mario is freaky.
Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

Ever wonder how a computer processor works?

07/21/08


There are basically 3 things that a CPU does. OR, AND, XOR (one OR the other but not both). Here's the domino explanation of how it works.
Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

Man invents car that runs on water

06/05/08
Jesus had nothing to do with this miracle...

Nono...not that kind of running on water. Anthony Quinn claims to have invented a process of FUELING a car on water that gets 100 miles per OUNCE. Check back here to see if the oil industry "buys him out." (you didn't think they got rich by writing a lot of checks?) If not, then he is probably full of shit.
Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

Possible design of our upstairs bathroom

06/02/08
Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

Parents think that heterosexual sex is worse than a severed head

04/14/08
Atleast we can't see his penis!

Maybe I will understand this one day. According to a poll, parents believe that showing sex in a video game is far worse for their children than showing a severed head.
Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

The screenshot you have always longed for...but never were able to find...until NOW

03/10/08
Greatest screenshot EVER?

Paul...read the article and try this on your NES RIGHT NOW! The dog dies TONIGHT!
Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

Fat Girls. Ugly Girls. Girls with a crappy self-image...this is the Facebook group for you...

02/11/08
I am ugly!  Don't call attention to it but look at my pictures anyway!!!

Check out this new facebook group "Beauty vs. Industry" where girls flock there because they think they aren't attractive. The main theme is that they believe that the modeling industry (wrongly) dictates beauty instead of eons of evolution in which symmetry, appearance of health and social status dictate levels of attraction.

After a quick perusal, there are actually quite a few pretty girls on there that just have shitty self-esteem. The rest are fat and ugly. You will find that the ones not worth looking at have writing or something on top of their bloated, ugly faces.
Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

Interesting Translation

01/24/08
Quick! Type "Heath Ledger is dead" (without the quotes) into Google translation and see what the spanish version of it is.
Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

Don't lie on Faux Fox News if you're selling a book on Amazon

01/24/08
Liar 1Liar 2

So Fox News decided to tackle the important topic of nudity in video games with a hard look at the new game Mass Effect. Of course...there is about as much nudity in Mass Effect as in Nip Tuck (side boob is the most you'll get). That didn't stop the eager Cooper Lawrence from joining in one the fun and claim that more boys play video games than their dads (actually incorrect since the majority of game players are my age). Neither she nor the host actually played the game.

Well...gamers don't like it when people talk about games they obviously haven't played. They hate it less when they outright lie about them. But they LOVE it when they find out the person who is doing the lieing is ALSO trying to sell a book on Amazon. Here's an exerpt of one of the 200+ comments that appeared since the Fox News interview.

How much will this book help you with coming to peace with overachieving? About as much as there is sex in mass effect. Which isn't much.

I'm pretty much an expert on sexy women books, I know all about them and my friend white-blonde-chick has done a survey with his peers and came to the conclusion that this book sucks. I'm sure you have some fine evidence to prove me otherwise, but unfortunately I'm going to stick to the facts and go with my friend white-blonde-chick. Oh yea did i mention I just got my masters in bullshet?

This book contains full frontal nudity on the cover!!!!, you can clearly see two naked woman arms and a woman face. Also the sex scenes are fully interactive IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN HEH-HEH. This book plays out like a goosebumps novel for teenage girls so they can dream about sex before they even develop a brain, because teenagers don't have brains yet. Pretty sick, how can they even market this stuff? This book should have an adult only rating and you must be ID'd before you buy it, and if you try to buy it at borders they should yell at you because you might be buying it for your child. Because you never know. It could happen.

SPOILER ALERT****

This book contains full frontal nudity and will posses your children with evil Christian spirits if they read it aloud. Its the necronomicon but worse, its like...Chick-nomicon as the spirits will clearly cause you to grow the sexy figure thats on the book... mmm nice curves..

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air. Great song, too bad it doesn't appear in this book.

I rate this book 2 stars, one star because the fully interactive sex scene in the book and another so my post doesn't get deleted in the next '1 star sweep'.

****By the way, doesn't she just look like a piece of meat on the cover? What a Hypocrite.


Update: Amazon has been fast deleting most comments about Cooper Lawrences book, however they haven't yet decided to remove user tagging. It is interesting for Cooper that when you search Amazon's tagging (keywords users use to describe an item) for "ignorant" and "lies", Cooper's book is right at the top beating out *3* Ann Coulter books. WTG Cooper Lawrence!
Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

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