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Maury Povich and the 9th Grade Whores

08/29/08
Angel was the first 9th Grade Whore. Be sure to watch the whole clip to get a sense of how enlightened she is.



Below is a video of the new queens of the 9th grade...



Don't bother watching after 2ish minutes as there is just black silence at the end of the video.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Interesting take on Christianity

08/27/08
Jesus wants your BRAINS!!

Have you ever realized that Jesus was actually the second zombie in history (Lazerus was first)?
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Photoshopped alternate endings...

08/25/08
Get busy living or get busy collecting a crapload of reward money!

What happened if things ended differently? I especially liked Britney's little sister's pic.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

What do you do when Zelda is in trouble?

08/25/08
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Does anyone have a beer? Oh shit!

08/23/08
Cupid's arrow, RIGHT between the eyes...or a beer.

Country singer Pat Green asked the audience for a beer. I guess he forgot who is fan base was as they bombarded the stage with beer cans and subsequently knocked him unconscious.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

And girls used to get mad when I said I liked to mute Britney Spears videos

08/21/08
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Wanna live longer? Get a second wife!

08/20/08
Double your pleasure!  Increase your lifespan!

No, I don't mean get divorced and marry another woman. I mean keep your existing wife and add another! Studies show that men in polygamous cultures outlive men in monogamous cultures (through some strange relative, statistical calculation) by 12%. This is the perfect excuse to nail your wife's hot sister/cousin!
Category: Mawwage
Posted by: sleze

Geographic perceptions of a Yankees fan...

08/15/08
The area for cheese steaks is actually much smaller...

Frank/Carlos...care to comment?
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

United Airlines must really, REALLY hate people who get good deals on flights...

08/13/08
Booked this flight a year ago?  NO FLIGHT FOR YOU!

Anita Cabral and her family booked a flight to Hawaii for herself and her family with United Airlines to visit a dieing family member before he died. They did their due diligence and reserved a beach house 1 year in advanced. They also booked their flights 6 months prior to the trip. They even bought TRAVEL insurance!

So 24 hours before the flight, they get the "Please Check-In" email but when they get to the website, it doesn't work. They called United and attempted to check-in over the phone. Now here is where this story goes BEYOND the normal "shitty customer service from an airline" story.

They were told the flight was cancelled...

...but wait, another person who made a separate reservation already checked-in to the flight?!

They were told the computer "lost" the reservation...

...but why did they get an EMAIL telling them to check in?

They were told their seats were sold to someone else. Wait, WHAT? Yes, their seats were sold to someone who, most likely, paid a LOT more for those seats. But United didn't end there. They refused(and still refuse) to write a letter taking responsibility for screwing this family over to the insurance company. So that $10,000 they spent on the beach house is gone.

Oh yeah...the family member they were going to visit died a couple weeks after they were supposed to have visited. United Airlines, folks!
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

10 Top Sports Video Games of All Time

08/12/08
BOOM SHAKA-LAKA!

I have to agree 100% with this list. These ARE the best 10 Sports Video Games of All Time. I even agree with the order.
Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

Characters that you'll probably never see in the new Soul Caliber game

08/12/08
IIIIIiii HAVE the POWERRRRrrrr!

If you've never played Soul Caliber, you really need to play more video games. Here's a nice list of characters that probably won't make it into a Soul Caliber game (with Soul Caliber illustrations). The SC version of Mario is freaky.
Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

Boy Scout Saves Kids from Wild Driver

08/12/08
Boy Scouts always come through...

A 14-year old Boy Scout evacuated several kids from a car before a crazy lady rammed it with another car. The rest of the story is kind of boring.

That crazy lady, identified as Holly Kay Highfield, was actually driving those kids when she intentionally hit a bicylist; attempted to carjack another car; successfully carjacked yet another car before ramming her OWN car (when the hero Boy Scout saved the day), then rammed a fence and finished by running around in a circle taking her clothes off. Tada!
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Georgia attacks Russia! err...wait...no...Russia attacks Georgia!

08/11/08
Gotta love yellow journalism...

Normally you can click on the picture and get a link to the story. Not this time. Why? Because there are two different stories:

Russia invades neighboring Georgia!

And then there is THIS article:

Georgia brutally attacks Russia!

How do we have such differing articles about the same crisis? Look at the web address of the second link. That is what the state media of Russia is publishing.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Aww...Look at the cute puppies playing with the pig!

08/11/08
PIG!  It's what's for dinner!
Category: Awww
Posted by: sleze

19 Things I Want as Wedding Gifts

08/08/08
No more guessing when the toast is done!

A frickin' transparent toaster! How awesome is that? Check out the other cool items.
Category: Mawwage
Posted by: sleze

Shia LaBeouf's acting career over after accident?

08/07/08
Lost pinkies don't make for good Holes digging...

Shia LaBeouf's left pinky may have to be amputated after a recent car accident. Based on reviews of Indiana Jones 4, which stated that he had more acting talent in his little finger than Harrison Ford and Karen Allen combined, this might be the end of his short-lived career.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Polar Bear vs. Dog

08/05/08
He is SUCH a good bear!

Don't try this at home, kids...

Update: Check out the video of the encounter.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

The Human version of March of the Penguins

08/05/08
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

The difference between Blu-Ray and standard DVDs

08/04/08
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

One of the richest parts of Los Angeles is ground zero for its rat population

08/04/08
But I LOVE them!

Meet Margaret and Marjorie Barthel of 1018 Fiske Street in the Palisades of Los Angeles, CA. What makes them so special? Well, they live in a $1.2 million house in this upscale neighborhood and may be responsible for introducing up to 500,000 rats into Los Angeles' booming rat population. How were they allowed to do this? One might look at the horrible beauracracy that is LA's Health Department. Inspectors have visited the Barthel's repeatedly but were stymied by the sisters' clever response of not opening the front door.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

This dog is SUCH a good boy

08/01/08
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze