Paul...read the article and try this on your NES RIGHT NOW! The dog dies TONIGHT!

Check out this new facebook group "Beauty vs. Industry" where girls flock there because they think they aren't attractive. The main theme is that they believe that the modeling industry (wrongly) dictates beauty instead of eons of evolution in which symmetry, appearance of health and social status dictate levels of attraction.

After a quick perusal, there are actually quite a few pretty girls on there that just have shitty self-esteem. The rest are fat and ugly. You will find that the ones not worth looking at have writing or something on top of their bloated, ugly faces.

Quick! Type "Heath Ledger is dead" (without the quotes) into Google translation and see what the spanish version of it is.

So Fox News decided to tackle the important topic of nudity in video games with a hard look at the new game Mass Effect. Of course...there is about as much nudity in Mass Effect as in Nip Tuck (side boob is the most you'll get). That didn't stop the eager Cooper Lawrence from joining in one the fun and claim that more boys play video games than their dads (actually incorrect since the majority of game players are my age). Neither she nor the host actually played the game.

Well...gamers don't like it when people talk about games they obviously haven't played. They hate it less when they outright lie about them. But they LOVE it when they find out the person who is doing the lieing is ALSO trying to sell a book on Amazon. Here's an exerpt of one of the 200+ comments that appeared since the Fox News interview.

How much will this book help you with coming to peace with overachieving? About as much as there is sex in mass effect. Which isn't much.

I'm pretty much an expert on sexy women books, I know all about them and my friend white-blonde-chick has done a survey with his peers and came to the conclusion that this book sucks. I'm sure you have some fine evidence to prove me otherwise, but unfortunately I'm going to stick to the facts and go with my friend white-blonde-chick. Oh yea did i mention I just got my masters in bullshet?

This book contains full frontal nudity on the cover!!!!, you can clearly see two naked woman arms and a woman face. Also the sex scenes are fully interactive IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN HEH-HEH. This book plays out like a goosebumps novel for teenage girls so they can dream about sex before they even develop a brain, because teenagers don't have brains yet. Pretty sick, how can they even market this stuff? This book should have an adult only rating and you must be ID'd before you buy it, and if you try to buy it at borders they should yell at you because you might be buying it for your child. Because you never know. It could happen.

SPOILER ALERT****

This book contains full frontal nudity and will posses your children with evil Christian spirits if they read it aloud. Its the necronomicon but worse, its like...Chick-nomicon as the spirits will clearly cause you to grow the sexy figure thats on the book... mmm nice curves..

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air. Great song, too bad it doesn't appear in this book.

I rate this book 2 stars, one star because the fully interactive sex scene in the book and another so my post doesn't get deleted in the next '1 star sweep'.

****By the way, doesn't she just look like a piece of meat on the cover? What a Hypocrite.

Update: Amazon has been fast deleting most comments about Cooper Lawrences book, however they haven't yet decided to remove user tagging. It is interesting for Cooper that when you search Amazon's tagging (keywords users use to describe an item) for "ignorant" and "lies", Cooper's book is right at the top beating out *3* Ann Coulter books. WTG Cooper Lawrence!

A unique comparison of 2008's Macbook Air vs. 1983's Commodore SX-64 (the cutting edge portable cpu of it's day). The Apple pulls out the victory...but just barely.

If you are thinking about creating a website, don't EVER check if the domain is available on Network Solutions. Why? They'll steal it and force you to use them to register it (as opposed to TUCOWS or GoDaddy). If you fail to register it with them in 4 days, there is a good chance that milliseconds AFTER they release the name, a cyber-squatter will grab it up and steal it from you.

Don't believe me? Go ahead and try to register www.thereheisRULES.com (or something like that) on Network solutions. It will say it is available. Then use GoDaddy to do the same thing. It will say it is NOT available and Network Solutions owns it.

If you want to create a website, a good rule of thumb is this: don't check the availability of a web address until you are ready to buy it (and also have a few backup ideas ready). If you don't do it all at the same time, there is a good chance that someone will steal it out from under you and extort ask you to pay a premium for it.

For the low price of £100,000, you too can book a space flight INTO the Aurora Borealis. Flights depart beginning in 2010, the year we make contact.

You are actually looking at the same exact file shown 6 times. Pretty annoying neat if you use it as your website background too.

List of the top 20 Hackers in movie history. Pretty good one, too.

Is this why I was able to get Sierra?