Even in the name of science

I present to you the latest BBQ innovation - the Redneck Turtle Burger.

Well...maybe 22 funny Youtube comments.

Jordan Ramos was at a bar with her far skinnier friends when she tried to heft herself up on the dance platform. An Eagle-eyed bouncer stopped because she was too fat. Now she is making a big deal about it so now, everyone knows she is fat (and not pregnant).

After discovering the break-in, the only missing items were a bunch of frozen hamburger patties.

A group was amused when Sloth jumped into their picture.