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07/31/08
Whoops! Looks like an uncertified "emergency patch" was installed on Georgia's Diebold voting machines just prior to the
upset election victories of Georgia Governor Sonny Perdue and US Senator Saxby Chambliss in 2002. Diebold is now known as Premier Election Solutions. You can change the name but you can't change the history of treason.
04/02/08
That whole
voter fraud telling people to change political parties to skew the primary elections up? Yeah, no...that doesn't always workout as you thought. Kentucky Dittoheads who followed Rush's
illegal advice have discovered that
when you change parties, you can't vote in the primaries that year. Whoops!
03/19/08
UH-oh! Looks like New Jersey is jealous of all the attention that Ohio is getting with respect to voter fraud.
Sequoia Voting Systems, trying to avoid becoming the real-life Delacroy, Inc. has threatened legal action against Union County and Princeton professor, Ed Felton. They were planning to perform an independant security evaluation of Sequoia's electronic voting machine. Well, the contract Union County signed with Sequoia clearly states that they aren't allowed to pay attention to the man behind the curtain and as such,
the county is backing down and will now just trust Sequoia with the most important aspect of our democracy.
Good luck with that whole presidential election thing, New Jersey residents. Hopefully, Kermit the frog won't get all your electoral votes in November.
03/19/08
Because it keeps happening with our Oligarchical neighbor to the west, I finally created a
Voting category with homage to the most corrupt state: Ohio.
Ohio Bureau of Criminal Identification and Investigation has seized voting machines surrounding fraud in a local county. Initial reports show that county voting officials deactivated auditing capabilities to cover their tracks.
Voter fraud should result in execution.
02/27/08
Paper ballots were never this much trouble...
01/07/08
A new book by disgraced former GOP consultant Allen Raymond, How to
Win Rig an Election, details
all the tricks and tom-foolery you can use to beat your opponent in the next election.
12/17/07
11/16/07
The Secretaries of State of ALL 50 states are being subpoenad in a lawsuit which claims that
electronic voting violates the Constitution. As a computer scientist, I say, "About fucking time."
09/20/07
Ohio’s State Controlling Board
blocked Democratic Secretary of State Jennifer Brunner’s earmarked budget for voting machine testing. When CA did this same testing, they found that a LARGE number of voting machines were unreliable and easily rigged to vote in a certain way. I guess you people in Ohio just don't get to participate in that whole democracy thing anymore. Sucks.
08/03/07
Does anyone remember all those
voting scandals in Ohio back in the 2004 presidential election? Well, it turns out that
over half of the votes cast were "accidentally" destroyed in violation of a court order. Hello people! Our whole way of life is based on trusted voter counts! Let me repeat myself once again and say that
any voter shenanigans should result in SEVERE penalties (life in prison?).