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Diebold doesn't limit its voter fraud questionable configuration management practices to Ohio

07/31/08
Of course your vote counts.  Yeah.  That's the ticket!

Whoops! Looks like an uncertified "emergency patch" was installed on Georgia's Diebold voting machines just prior to the upset election victories of Georgia Governor Sonny Perdue and US Senator Saxby Chambliss in 2002. Diebold is now known as Premier Election Solutions. You can change the name but you can't change the history of treason.

Kentuckians who changed parties to affect the primaries? No democracy for YOU!

04/02/08
Rush is Right!  Except when he encourages voter fraud.

That whole voter fraud telling people to change political parties to skew the primary elections up? Yeah, no...that doesn't always workout as you thought. Kentucky Dittoheads who followed Rush's illegal advice have discovered that when you change parties, you can't vote in the primaries that year. Whoops!

This voting machine works - but you're not allowed to verify that!

03/19/08
You don't count, because we don't count.

UH-oh! Looks like New Jersey is jealous of all the attention that Ohio is getting with respect to voter fraud. Sequoia Voting Systems, trying to avoid becoming the real-life Delacroy, Inc. has threatened legal action against Union County and Princeton professor, Ed Felton. They were planning to perform an independant security evaluation of Sequoia's electronic voting machine. Well, the contract Union County signed with Sequoia clearly states that they aren't allowed to pay attention to the man behind the curtain and as such, the county is backing down and will now just trust Sequoia with the most important aspect of our democracy.

Good luck with that whole presidential election thing, New Jersey residents. Hopefully, Kermit the frog won't get all your electoral votes in November.

Officials investigating fraud in Ohio...AGAIN

03/19/08
Ohio: The only oligarchy in the Union

Because it keeps happening with our Oligarchical neighbor to the west, I finally created a Voting category with homage to the most corrupt state: Ohio. Ohio Bureau of Criminal Identification and Investigation has seized voting machines surrounding fraud in a local county. Initial reports show that county voting officials deactivated auditing capabilities to cover their tracks.

Voter fraud should result in execution.

Oops! Diebold mistakenly releases results of 2008 election 9 months early

02/27/08



Paper ballots were never this much trouble...

How to Rig an Election

01/07/08
Vote for the Worst

A new book by disgraced former GOP consultant Allen Raymond, How to Win Rig an Election, details all the tricks and tom-foolery you can use to beat your opponent in the next election.

Does Ohio voting deserve its own category along with Massachusetts stupidity?

12/17/07

2008 Election saved?

11/16/07
Election Fraud should be a capital crime

The Secretaries of State of ALL 50 states are being subpoenad in a lawsuit which claims that electronic voting violates the Constitution. As a computer scientist, I say, "About fucking time."

Ohio voter shenanigans...here we go again

09/20/07
This election brought to you by 49 democratic state elections and Ohio...

Ohio’s State Controlling Board blocked Democratic Secretary of State Jennifer Brunner’s earmarked budget for voting machine testing. When CA did this same testing, they found that a LARGE number of voting machines were unreliable and easily rigged to vote in a certain way. I guess you people in Ohio just don't get to participate in that whole democracy thing anymore. Sucks.

Ohio - the state where democracy no longer exists

08/03/07
Electronic Voting doesn't work!

Does anyone remember all those voting scandals in Ohio back in the 2004 presidential election? Well, it turns out that over half of the votes cast were "accidentally" destroyed in violation of a court order. Hello people! Our whole way of life is based on trusted voter counts! Let me repeat myself once again and say that any voter shenanigans should result in SEVERE penalties (life in prison?).

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