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March is Boycott the RIAA Month

02/28/07
Tomorrow starts a new month in which you should stop buying CDs. Why? Because the RIAA using the vast millions of dollars to terrorize people who share music in a vain attempt to hold on to their dieing business model. Gizmodo has a very nice little write-up on what to do in the mean time.
Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

Yet another thing I won't be doing

02/28/07
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Dude scams his way into a $50,000 picture

02/28/07
Picture of successful scam Ad as well as Paul's unsuccessful Gucci Ad

A guy pretended to be a Gucci ad representative and conned a major swiss newspaper into running their "newest" ad. The ad in question contained a picture of the scam artist along with a photoshopped picture of gucci cologne. The $50,000 bill was sent to Gucci who was thoroughly confused.

Paul's attempt to copycat the crime with the above ad did NOT fool the ever-vigilent Boston Globe.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Anti-Gay Minister on trial for soliciting gay oral sex

02/27/07
Wanna blow Gabriel's horn?

God I love it when religious leaders are caught being hypocrits. Rev. Lonnie W. Latham, who had repeatedly asked for gays to renounce their evil ways, was caught soliciting a male cop to come back to his room for a blow job. This goes to show you that priests are just people and are as corruptable as any politician.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Those wacky Muslims are at it again

02/27/07
The lighter side of the religion of peace

How embarrassing. After killing his sister, the 8th woman in the family to be the victim of an honor killing, Rashad's female relatives had the AUDACITY to speak to non-family members. And the POLICE no less. Looks like the Abu-Ghanem family will fall into disgrace as the men will no longer be able to kill their sisters. Unless of course, they quickly kill all the women who are gonna testify against them.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Male goo is good for you

02/27/07
Here is an interesting article on why sex is so good for you. It even endorses the benefits of blow jobs! That is also my favorite quote from the article: "I can’t resist another plug for semen. It’s possible that male goo can lower blood pressure." Yes. They said male goo in mainstream news. So you girls should believe us when we say that blow jobs are good for your health.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Interesting Take on Homeland Security

02/26/07
This essay very effectively articulates the problems with Homeland Security and the TSA and all the bullshit security procedures we have to put up with because someone tried to light their explosive shoes on fire.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Muslim Council of Britain has a very reasonable idea for British Schools

02/26/07
Not your mainstream Muslims

It looks like the Muslims in Britain are trying to do what the fundi-Christians want to do here in America. Force their religion on every kid in school. They have some VERY progressive ideas like banning swimming during Ramadan (just in case a kid swallows water), not allowing kids to draw people in art class (forbidden under sharia law), and require that the Koran is recited during every music class.

At least they aren't trying to pretend their religion is science.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Dedicated to Dave Carlberg and Dave Wilson

02/26/07
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

New There he is products!

02/23/07
His
hers


In an attempt to market the website, we have commissioned the creation of THEREHEIS.COM candybars. Unfortunately, they were misspelled.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

19 year old loser key to arresting pedophile Judge

02/23/07
A 19 year old computer dork who does nothing but stare at his computer because he has no social skills wrote a program to spy on people. He was specifically targeting pedophiles and was the key person in the 2002 indictment of a California Supreme Court Judge. Interesting read.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

SETI finally finds something

02/23/07
"SETI@home is a distributed processing client from UC Berkeley that installs on the volunteers' home computers and harnesses their processing power in the search for extraterrestrial intelligence. So far nothing noteworthy has comeout of this massive project... that is until today! One of the volunteers was able to track down his wife's stolen laptop using the IP address that SETI@home client reports back to the server. After getting back the laptop his wife said, 'I always knew that a geek would make a great husband.'"

Curtesy of Slashdot.com
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

A professor with a sense of humor

02/22/07
SO unprofessional...but funny nonetheless
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Halloween Tech for mainstream clothing

02/22/07
Old tech solutions for tomorrows fashion

It looks like clothing designers are once again regurgitating old fashion in their new designs. Instead of looking back to the 1980's for the next trend, they are looking at the 1580's by using of nanoscopic chainmail that conducts electricity. This will allow for the use of smart clothing that will tell you when it is too stinky to wear.
Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

Elevator Floor Illusion

02/22/07
Very Indiana Jonesish
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Ending of Harry Potter 7 Revealed

02/21/07
Oh the irony...
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Strange Anime Flash Game

02/21/07
The Japanese are so weird

This is one strange game. My personal best was 1379.72m. You gotta try it out. (Don't worry...there is no tenticle porn in it)
Category: Japan
Posted by: sleze

Cure for Cats just around the corner

02/21/07
But the cat came back...

Scientists have discovered the cause of autism in humans and believe that a suppliment of fatty acids in the diet could cure it completely. And since we all know that cats suffer from autism with varying degrees, they will soon become as cool as dogs. Sorry Bailey.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Iran claims US weapons in Iran...using photoshop

02/20/07
Rupert Murdock also owns a share in the Iran News Agency

This picture was presented to the world as proof of US weapons being used in Iran. If you look closely, there are some tell-tale problems with it. If you are lazy like me, just look at this webpage. It has a nice little movie file that shows all the problems.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

How to wash a cat

02/20/07
I thought tigers love the water

Well...it's not really a how-to but more a webpage that supports the idea that a camera MUST be present when you wash your cat.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

8 Bald Girls who look better than Britney

02/20/07
Hari Krishna one more time

Apparently the curtains DO match the drapes. After showing her shaved "who-who" to the world, Britney decided to move that look to somewhere else on her body. But it just doesn't do it for me like these OTHER bald-headed girls.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Amazing Cat

02/15/07


Remember Toonces the cat that can drive? Well this is Nora, the cat that plays piano...
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Happy Valentine's Day

02/14/07
Let me show you how much I love your PEE

If you're single this Valentine's Day, perhaps you should check out PeeingCupid.com. The website for people who like to pee on or get pee'd on by their lovers.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Interesting Part Number

02/13/07
Is that a part of the car?

Go to the Delorean website and do a search for the following part number:

18851985
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

New Mac Products

02/12/07
Apple lets you shit better

Check out the entire catalog.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Picking on Stupid Americans

02/09/07


The Chaser's War on Everything pokes fun at America by interviewing the lowest common denominator here. Where are those accents from?
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Small, Silent Wind Turbin for your house

02/08/07
Blow me

Here's something that will land on the buymethat webpage when I finally get a house. A 1100kw/month wind turbin that gets a return on investment in just 3 years. It is small and doesn't make any noise. Here is the actual homepage if you want to buy one(it only seems to like IE).
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

Discount-mats.com - put out of business by hating America Soldiers

02/07/07
A soldier in Iraq contacted a website asking them about shipping mats to Iraq after purchase. The response was that they wouldn't and that the soldier should pull his troops out of Iraq. The person who sent the email was fired and the website was closed...probably forever.

Curtesy of FauxNews.com
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Stop you child's insistence on getting a new doll

02/06/07
Evil Doll

This doll should probably traumatize any child into never wanting another doll ever again. View the entire collection.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Accidental Video Game Porn Archive

02/05/07
Oh yeah...super SATISFYING!

This is why video games are evil. They are full of porn!
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Something to do while I am away

02/02/07
Want to be a THEREHEIS.COM editor? Just copy and paste the following text into the address bar and hit enter:

javascript:document.body.contentEditable='true'; document.designMode='on'; void 0

Now you can edit this OR ANY PAGE on the internet(images, text, etc).

Mandy Moore really loves thereheis.com
Category: Administrative
Posted by: sleze

Why it is OK to wait for a woman to put on make-up

02/01/07
Look at those HUGE...wrinkles?

If celebrity woman whose job is to LOOK HOT are this bad without makeup, give your wife a couple extra minutes to put on the cover-up.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze