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India now has a "pro-zombie rights" movement

04/30/07
Brains! Thank you, come AGAIN!

Fast on the heals of Germany trying to stop the glorification of zombie killing in video games, there is a movement in India which fights for the rights of the undead.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Italian Grandmothers into Satanic Pedophilia?!

04/30/07
The new face of evil?

Italian school sex scandals make ours look pitiful in comparison. Where we have hot coed teachers fulfilling childhood fantasies with 13 year old boys, these Italian-grandmother teachers filmed 3 to 5 year olds doing sex acts with Satanic overtones.

The angry parents got it right with this comment: "May you rot in hell for ever."

Amen to that.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

More photos from Cayman

04/28/07
Category: Photo Updates
Posted by: sleze

No more limbo

04/27/07
Babies are automatically considered to be Light Side Jedi

How low do babies go? Well if they were never baptized before they died, they used to go to limbo. According to Dante's Inferno, that was the first circle of hell. The Vatican has decided that 1500 years in limbo is long enough so now ALL babies to straight to heaven.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Looks like we were wrong about white kryptonite

04/27/07
I'm just some pretty face beside the plane...

Researchers have found white kryptonite in Serbia. "OUU! Are we going to ABBAS ABABA, Mr. Luthor?"
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

How stupid can you are?

04/27/07
Baaaaaaaad dog!

Recent buyers of poodles were shocked to discover that they had inadvertently purchased highly groomed sheep. Excerpt:

"One couple said they became suspicious when they took their "dog" to have its claws trimmed and were told it had hooves."

Read more.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Greatest praying Mantis pic ever

04/26/07
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Device triggers alert at airport

04/26/07
Please, PLEASE someone find me the full text of this article. This links only to the abstract, which starts with this sentance:

"Airport security agents initially considered the odd assortment of objects in al-Maliki's rectum alarming enough to order an extra search of the flight he was planning to take."

Read more.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Don't befriend crazy She-la's

04/26/07
Two girls who were bored decided they wanted to experience what it was like to murder someone. So they killed their friend. Right out of the blue.

"As our friend, we did not really want her to suffer," one told police.

Read more.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

What's inside the magic 8-ball?

04/25/07
Are you sure you want to know?

I know you've all been wondering...
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Know your rights

04/25/07
...to God and my COUNTRY...

Do you know what jury nullification is? Basically it is a constitutional right of the jury to disagree with what a corrupt judge says. Here is a story about how a guy used jury nullification to fight against marijuana laws.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

More Cayman Stuff

04/25/07


Just added these few videos from my F30. Pay no attention to my Queer Eye voice in the parasailing video.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Beer Ad

04/24/07
I tried to drink her skinny, but she's still about 215...
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Boston WiFi hates free speech

04/24/07
This is what the forefathers fought for...

Boston has municipal WiFi! - YAY!
Boston WiFi restricts google searches and the ability to reach federal government websites - Boo!
Category: Massachusetts
Posted by: sleze

Some Cayman Pics

04/24/07
Dinner in paradise

I posted a few pics from our vacation to Grand Cayman as well as some underwater pics. There are lots more to come but it is late and I am tired.
Category: Photo Updates
Posted by: sleze

Darwin Awards strike again...

04/23/07
No claws...no scales...no feathers...just soft and pink

A nine year old boy thought it would be funny to taunt a crocodile by beating it with sticks and shooting it with a "catapult" (slingshot?). Well it IS funny to taunt animals(err...)...just don't do it INSIDE THE CAGE.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Question about marriage

04/23/07
Son asked his mother the following question:

"Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

"Dad why are wedding dresses white?"

The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white."
Category: Mawwage
Posted by: sleze

So you think you were good at Super Mario Bros?

04/23/07


Think again.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Say Goodbye to my car advice

04/22/07
It turns out that interpol3 was actually the copyright owner of all that car advice so...I have rescinded the copyright shenanigans and removed all those posts. I hope all you potential car buyers have good memories!
Category: Administrative
Posted by: sleze

More Scientific Proof that girls are inherently gold-diggers

04/19/07
Blurring her way into his wallet

It also appears that Paul still has a HUGE advantage over Santo (and me) in the dating market.

Similarly, according to the study, a 5-foot-0 guy would need to make $325,000 more than a 6-foot-0 man to be as successful in the online dating market. A 5-foot-4 man would need $229,000; a 5-foot-6 man would need $183,000; a 5-foot-10 man would need $32,000. And if that 6-foot-0 man wanted to do as well as a 6-foot-4 man, he’d need to make $43,000 more.

Read More.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

If your kid has seizures...cash in

04/18/07
I love this show with the blinking ligh.....BLEH...GURRRR...

At what point do we say a family is abusing their son's health issues? A boy who has seizures fell over during a pickup basketball game, almost died, and now his family is sueing the school district because they didn't have adequate supervision. It turns out that he already had a bad siezure once before and so the school district offered, free of charge, to bus him to a school that had a full time nurse on staff. The family decline saying it was too far away from home (with no opportunity for them to cash in).
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

People who claim to have memories of a previous life have bad memories in the current life

04/17/07
Here's some irony. A study was performed to test the memory of people who claim to recall a previous life as a famous pirate (or something like that). It turns out that they, in comparison to sane people, consistently have worse memories in their ACTUAL life.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Interesting website for shaming "art theives"

04/17/07
It's like that ziggy cartoon from Seinfeld

Saw a good idea and copied it? Well in the era of the internet, you're gonna get caught.
Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

Sirius & XM combined are competition - no wait...monopoly

04/16/07
National Association of Broadcasters -NAB- hypocritically lies about the Sirius-XM merger

While I am toughing it out down in the islands with Sierra, you should write your congressman/Senator and promote the Sirius/XM merger. Why? Don't do it just because it will help my stock. Do it because with the two separate companies, you have to have two separate subscriptions to listen to MLB and the NFL. If they merge, you can buy either radio and listen to them both.

Also if you are currently an XM listener, you would then not be forced to endure Opie and Anthony's 0.0 show(only in Las Vegas and Chicago...it's a much better show in Philadelphia).
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Out of Town

04/15/07
I will be out of the country until Saturday. Hopefully my copyright complaints will have sorted themselves out by the time I return (with the phoneys backing down or the real owner asserting himself). In the meantime, I should have enough to keep you people entertained until I return.
Category: Administrative
Posted by: sleze

Copyright SHOWDOWN - interpol3@gmail.com vs excarsalesman@gmail.com

04/14/07
It looks like two people are claiming to be the owner of the "How to Buy a Car" information. If one of them is actually the copyright owner, I will gladly takedown the posts. Most likely, this is one of you a-holes pulling my leg. Here's my email to them.

Ok you two jokers,

After a quick search of the internet, I found the US copyright website regarding online works. So since both of you are claiming copyright ownership of this work (from anonymous web based email addresses no less), one of you needs to provide me with the signed and dated registration documents you sent and received from the Library of Congress. But I found them from tdiclub.com(the original blog no longer exists) so, as far as I can tell, that is the source of the information (so fred owns it). And as such, it seems to fall under factor 4 of fair use: the effect of the use upon the potential market for or value of the copyrighted work. Since there is no market (the original website is no more), there shouldn't be a problem.

As of right now, it looks like Fred is the copyright owner. You two can sort it out between yourselves (and fred) who is the REAL owner.

SLEZE

PS - I will be posting all of these emails online so that everything is transparent
PPS - in fairness to Fred, I will update my posts to reflect from where I derived my work
Category: Administrative
Posted by: sleze

Why do environmentalists embrace AND reject science?

04/13/07
Science is right!  No...Science is WRONG!?

Environmentalists seem to be mixed up.

Overwhelming scientific evidence supports the idea that we are causing global warming and that global warming is bad. The treehuggers and I are in total agreement on this (but before I get rid of my bio-diesel car, i want an electric car that actually works).

Overwhelming scientific evidence supports the idea that genetically modified food is perfectly safe. What?! No way! The science is flawed! GM foods are bad because...well...err...they aren't NATURAL! Hey Greenpeace. Ricin is natural. You can't have it both ways. Either use your heads and support science or admit that you pray to Mother Nature to pick your issues.

Read More.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Woman killed in stampede to get magic amulets

04/13/07
And she didn't even GET the bad luck amulet

Those wacky Thais are at it again. A woman was killed as a stampede brokeout when during a magical amulet sale. Once again...I am NOT making this up. This actually happened.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Thailand hopes holy sour candy will stop road accidents

04/12/07
So much for bitter beer face

Yes. That is the real headline of this article. Thai priests think that holy sour candy will prevent accidents.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Son announces he is an atheist to Catholic mother - hilarity ensues

04/12/07
From what I have read, the kid is 15-16 and he decided to record the conversation he had with his mother in which he declares he is an atheist. I love her comment on Christmas.

I guess this is indicative of the fact that Atheists are America's least trusted group.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Australia to send 300 elite warriors to defeat Persians

04/11/07
Leonidas was pleased by Australia's support

Not a particularly interesting story...I just liked the 300 reference.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Amazing Japanese obstacle course

04/11/07


Over 500 have attempted this. 2 have succeeded. From the TV show Ninja Warrior.
Category: Japan
Posted by: sleze

Japanese products are so entertaining

04/10/07
Category: Japan
Posted by: sleze

Doctor mistakenly removes wrong testicle

04/10/07
This is why doctors are no longer revered

A veteran of the Air Force was put under anesthetic with one bad testicle and one healthy one. He woke up with one bad testicle. And we wonder why malpractice insurance is so high...
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Beep for God - Beep for Satan

04/09/07
Satan isn't so bad, except for the whole burning in hell thing...

One neighbor puts up a Beep for Christ sign. One neighbor puts up a Beep for Satan sign. The holy war...begins.

"His sign is not bothering me, but I know it's bothering Jesus," Soden said.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Kitt for sale

04/09/07
Michael, there's an enemy approaching from the north!

The legendary Knight Rider car is up for sale. It can be yours for the reasonable price of $150k.
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

Happy Easter

04/08/07
How are we going to hell...let me count the ways...

Happy Easter from the house that is soon to be divorced.
Category: Administrative
Posted by: sleze

How stupid are YOUR state's children?

04/06/07
So easy...a caveman can use it...if they existed...which they didn't...

This website has a nice little breakdown of the state of evolution as taught by the states' schools. How dumb is YOUR state?
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Recent Pic of Hillary Clinton on the campaign trail

04/06/07
The Power of Christ Compels You!

Now I actually like Hillary but this pic just made me laugh. I think a good caption would be, "The power of Christ compels you!"
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

French Safe Sex Posters

04/06/07
Vood you like to BITE my pusSY?

Two very effective safe sex posters from France.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Top Ten Movie Monkeys

04/05/07
That's what happens when you don't, "Hail to the Chimp"

A list that would make Homer smile.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

This is the market I am about to enter...

04/05/07


Is it just me or am I getting in at the wrong time?
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Some More Photos

04/04/07
Bailey would LOVE it there

I added pictures from Society Hill's Pfizer Party and Sierra's 23rd birthday.

I also added some pics to the Anti-VD 2007 page, Sierra and my page, the general Random Wacky Shit page, and the Family page.
Category: Photo Updates
Posted by: sleze

Area "atheletes" busted for using steriods

04/04/07
I am just naturally strong...

Bowling officials are cracking down on the use of illegal substances after a series of perfect games were bowled. Wait, what? BOWLERS are using steroids!?
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Why Saudia Arabia may be right in keeping women out of the driver's seat

04/04/07
Oopsie!

10 examples of the "woman driver" stereotype.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

New Study claims that friends of cancer patients improve their own health

04/04/07
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

5 second rule

04/03/07


It's more of a guideline...
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Arnold Scharzenegger - Then and Now

04/03/07
It's not a tumor...it's my man boobs

Chances are, I will look much worse when I am his age but...yikes!
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

What 4 years of persistent exercise can do for you

04/03/07
That's what steroids can do for you

This guy decided to lose weight and build muscle and took pictures of himself once a month. Although I wouldn't mind having the body this guy had during parts of his 4 year ordeal, I can't help but be creeped out by some of these pictures.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Linux is your friend too

04/02/07


For all you mac fan boys. Linux has been doing what you do for years. And it is free.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Why America is fat

04/02/07
Dog walking cost precious gar mileage

I got this from MSNBC.COM. I can't wait until someone looks up his license plate number...
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

In honor of April 1st

04/01/07
#5: San Serriffe
Is that near Bulungi?

#75: World to End Tomorrow
On March 31, 1940 the Franklin Institute issued a press release stating that the world would end the next day. The release was picked up by radio station KYW which broadcast the following message: "Your worst fears that the world will end are confirmed by astronomers of Franklin Institute, Philadelphia. Scientists predict that the world will end at 3 P.M. Eastern Standard Time tomorrow. This is no April Fool joke. Confirmation can be obtained from Wagner Schlesinger, director of the Fels Planetarium of this city." The public reaction was immediate. Local authorities were flooded with frantic phone calls. The panic only subsided after the Franklin Institute assured people that it had made no such prediction. The prankster responsible for the press release turned out to be William Castellini, the Institute's press agent. He had intended to use the fake release to publicize an April 1st lecture at the institute titled "How Will the World End?" Soon afterwards, the Institute dismissed Castellini.

I give you the top 100 hoaxes of ALL TIME. That's not really true since it doesn't include the post-Stanford/California "greatest ending in sports history" newspaper hoax.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze