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Parts of 2007 that are better left forgotten...

12/31/07
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Best place to shoplift in 2008? Whole Foods

12/31/07
Not in Whole foods, it ain't

Whole Foods has a policy that if you touch a customer, even if they are shoplifting, you are fired. So how are they gonna stop you from stealing that organic, hormone-free, calf-sensative $40/pound goat-cheese?
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Oregon resident scored .55 on the blood alcohol content game

12/31/07
Never again will I take part in a 21 year old birthday drinking nite

"When they got Meagan Harper to the hospital, her blood alcohol level was .55 percent — about seven times greater than Oregon's legal limit for driving."

Read more.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Cool animated gif

12/28/07
part 1part 2
part 3part 4
part 5part 6


You are actually looking at the same exact file shown 6 times. Pretty annoying neat if you use it as your website background too.
Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

Newest Retail Prank - Shopdropping

12/28/07
And God begat Adam and the dinosaur and the unicorn, and they all played together...

Why steal stuff and get in trouble when you can bring stuff INTO a store and have hours of entertainment? How? What about moving the above book to the science section OR moving the bible to the fiction section? How about taking a few shirts like this one and putting them on the rack at Neiman Marcus?
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Freaky mouth in eyes photos

12/28/07
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

What song is this?

12/27/07


You'll find out about 1:14 if you don't guess it earlier.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

San Francisco police care more about parking tickets than stolen cars

12/27/07
Detective Lt. Mike Stone and Inspector Steve Keller are not impressed...

San Fransisco meter maids ticketed a stolen car 29 times before the owner of the car finally tracked down the car by herself. She found it two blocks from a police station. Angry about the loss of her parking ticket payments, police refused to search for the car thieves.
Category: Bad Cops
Posted by: sleze

8 movies set in the future...that got it all wrong

12/27/07
In the year 1987, NASA launches the last of its deep space probes...

Hoverboards? Murderous AI computers? Ford Taurus? Check out these movies set in the future that got it all wrong.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

South Orlando Police arrest resident who was chasing burglars out of his apartment

12/26/07
That's some fine police work, Lou...

On Christmas Eve, a man was chasing burglars out of his apartment with a baseball bat when Orlando's finest showed up. They arrested him and let the burglars get away with his laptop and wallet. Merry Christmas.
Category: Bad Cops
Posted by: sleze

Movie Geek Hall of Fame

12/26/07
Would you like to play a GAME?

List of the top 20 Hackers in movie history. Pretty good one, too.
Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

Crawford Grimsley's last fight?

12/26/07



"This fight should be interesting. Both fighters work for Don King."
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Merry Christmas!

12/25/07
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Why is this pen so extraordinary?

12/25/07
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

Don't open your Xmas presents EARLY or Mommy will STAB you

12/25/07
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

You have to toilet train your dogs in Dibble, OK - It's THE LAW

12/24/07
Breakin' the law...Breakin' the law...

A woman from Dibble, OK was cited because her goats mated and shat in her yard.

"It's also against law for them to relieve themselves in public even if the animal is fenced in on private land."

So you either use a litter box or you toilet train your pets.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Deaf people want genetically engineered deaf children

12/24/07
Genetic engineering will be VERY good for some things...

While most normal people (and most deaf people) would want to make sure their offspring would have as few genetic flaws as possible, some deaf people are arguing they should have the right (when techonology allows) to ENSURE their children are deaf so that they don't feel like freaks have a better family life.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Jeff Foster is my new favorite player in the NBA

12/23/07


Pay attention to Jeff Foster around 24 seconds into the clip.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

First Air Force Aircraft Carrier undergoing Sea Trials

12/21/07
Golf course first...ask for more money...build runway...


For Sierra's Dad.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Shh! The secret gift I got for Sierra...

12/21/07
Stick it in long and hard...pull it out shrivelled and short...well just short
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

Good Marriage Advice - because I KNOW

12/21/07
Now that another one of my cousins is getting married, I thought we could use some marriage advice...

"After my husband and I got together, a close friend of mine told me, 'If the sex is good, it's only 10 percent of the marriage. But if the sex is not so good, it's 90 percent. So do your darndest to make sure it stays really, really good!'"

Read all the advice.
Category: Mawwage
Posted by: sleze

Catholic church promotes movie that ridicules facism and the medival church

12/20/07
Praise God...Praise God...Praise God...

By constantly dispatching press releases, the Vatican is unwittingly promoting the Golden Compass. The series of books upon which the movie is based has a large institution called the Magisterium, which is both a facist government and controlling church. While the movie was written to remove the church part, the Vatican fears it will encourage people, like myself, to go and read the books. Interestingly enough, the Magisterium doesn't really resemble the Vatican of today, in either the movie OR the books. It resembles a facist government that infringes on civil liberties and a church that resembles Catholicism from 500 years ago.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

15-year-old video game blamed for Colorado death

12/20/07
Finish him!  DOH!

News reports claim the prosecutor said the death of the child was caused by kids imitating moves from Mortal Kombat...a game that was created in 1992. Luckily, the suspects didn't jump on the victim's head or it might have been called the Super Mario killings.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Interesting comparison of Atheism vs Christianity

12/19/07
Seems simpler...
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Another woman discovers that geeks are WAY hotter than studly, outgoing model-types

12/19/07
Geeks = SO cool

Is this why I was able to get Sierra?
Category: Tech
Posted by: sleze

I can take 31 5-year-olds in a fight.

12/18/07
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

The darker side of sports

12/18/07
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Twisted Fairy Tales

12/18/07
ariel the little heartbreaker

She killed the first stepmother? Sleeping beauty was date raped? Read more about the dark ORIGINAL versions of your favorite fairy tales.
Category: Freaky
Posted by: sleze

Florida trying to join the ranks of Kansas and Iowa by proposing stupidity in science

12/17/07
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Does Ohio voting deserve its own category along with Massachusetts stupidity?

12/17/07
Posted by: sleze

God generally gives us warnings that we are in danger

12/17/07
Surf's up!

Whether or not we heed those warnings...is up to each of us...
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Angry at its godless ways, God to smite San Francisco next year

12/14/07
Did you forget about Sodom and Gomorrah?

God is reverting to his Old Testament ways as he plans to unleash his wrath on San Francisco with a 7.0 earthquake sometime next year.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Massachusetts does it again...Governor orders everyone to drive home on unplowed roads

12/14/07
Dummmmb da dumb dumb...dummmmmb da dumb dumb DUMMMMMBBB!

Massachusetts Gov. Deval Patrick ordered all state and federal employees to drive home at exactly the same time...on unplowed roads. Be on the lookout as I search my archives...I may actually add a Massachusetts category.
Category: Massachusetts
Posted by: sleze

A-Team is finally being remade

12/14/07
John Singleton is directing a new "less cartoonish" A-Team movie. It's about friggin time. Here's who I see as the stars:

Obvious Hannibal
John "Hannibal" Smith

I am so sexy
Templeton "Faceman" Peck
I pity the fool that, bring it here, boss!
Bosco "B.A." Baracus

Should have been Steve Buschemy but he is too old now...
H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock























Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Interesting way of phrasing it

12/13/07
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Dogs save toddler from drowning

12/13/07
Being a savior makes you SUCH a good boy.

A 2 year old was rescued after falling into a dam by his 2 dogs. Ramses and Nepher look on in indifference.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Ever typed something in the wrong chat box?

12/13/07
Does your girlfriend/wife know a guy named Nathan?  He COULD be fucking her...

Charlie was a bit surprised as to the quick topic change...
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

The Trout Great Escape

12/12/07
Jumping a fence is nothing compared to jumping into a tube...

If you thought the captured Allied pilots had it bad in WWII, these trout are escaping certain death at the hands of sushi chefs.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

The best of Boob Barker

12/12/07
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

How to get rid of Squirrels Teens

12/11/07
A guy found an article for getting rid of squirrels, substituted the word "Teens" and the article still has a lot of merit.

Excerpt:

Teens across the area are constantly getting themselves into trouble. They are mischievous by nature, and fall down chimneys, get stuck in woodstoves and squeeze their way into places they shouldn't be. We have removed teens from just about every part of the house at one point in time.

"It sounded like a party in my attic!"


Read the article.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Scientists have discovered gene to turn on/off homosexuality in fruit flies

12/11/07
I didn't ASK to be a gay fly!

Fruit flies, officially known as Drosophila melanogaster, who have their homosexuality turned off will now just be called flies.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Jesus Sells Out

12/11/07
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

Guilty of gang-raping a 10 year old? This is the judge you want for sentancing...

12/10/07
10 year olds want it.

9 men found guilty of gang-raping a 10 year old in Australia received no jail time as a result of District Judge Sarah Bradley's lenient sentancing. Sounds like that movie A Time to Kill.
Category: Shady Law
Posted by: sleze

Do your pants come in a LARGER size?

12/10/07
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze

More English Lessons from Japan

12/10/07
Category: Japan
Posted by: sleze

Gangsta Flowcharts

12/07/07
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Runway model falls...anchorman loses it

12/06/07
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Never do anything in Chicago...or their cops will shoot you

12/06/07
Bad Cops!  Bad Cops!

In Chicago, it appears that cops can shoot anyone for any reason as they shoot 1 person every 10 days. Doesn't matter whether or not the victims are involved in a crime or not (or can walk or not).

Update: Chicago Cops will shoot you whether they are on-duty or off-duty (part 2 of the article).
Category: Bad Cops
Posted by: sleze

Great Gift for Christmas - a spot in Heaven

12/05/07
Indulgences not required

No longer do you have to be a baptized Catholic to get to heaven. Now for as low as $13, you can get everyone you know a spot in Heaven.
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Irish Army is mobilizing to catch evil villains

12/05/07
Don't touch my Guinness!

Brazen theives ran off with 180 kegs of Guinness from the brewery. A state of emergency was declared until the perpetrators are apprehended.
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Medical Review of every episode of House, MD

12/05/07
He wasn't born a doctor.

Yes, that is the actor that plays House. Here is an interesting website that breaks down every episode from a medical perspective.
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

China continues to lead the world in Women's Rights

12/04/07
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

More proof that abstract art is bullshit - UK art afficienados fooled into buying Toddler art

12/04/07
Abstract art is bullshit

"To the untrained eye, they appear to be simple daubs that could have been created by a two year old. Which is precisely what they are."
Category: Humor
Posted by: sleze

Hunting Season has Opened: Deer - 3, Humans - 0

12/04/07
Category: News
Posted by: sleze

Paternity tests coming to a pharmacy near you

12/03/07
I don't think it's my son.  My Name is Earl.

Think your newborn looks more like the mailman (Karl Malone) than you? Rite Aid might have a solution for you...
Category: Science
Posted by: sleze

Grandma's Reaction to the movie - 2 Girls 1 Cup

12/03/07


Oh my god...oh my fucking god. I will not provide a direct link to 2girls1cup.com but you can cut and paste it if you want. It is perhaps the most disgusting thing I have ever seen on the internet. As far as I can tell, it is a foreign film and its real title is Zwei Mädchen eine Tasse. Those crazy germans....

This is NOT what the video is like.

While the movie I have above just shows grandma's reaction and is fine for work, the actual video itself that I DON'T link to is absolutely NOT SAFE FOR WORK...or children...or after you've just eaten...or if you are about to eat.
Category: Entertainment
Posted by: sleze

Get her something unique for Christmas

12/03/07
If only Doc Brown had Amazon, he wouldn't have had to deal with those Libyans...

Uranium 238 for $23? Terrorists are lining up!
Category: Stuff
Posted by: sleze