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UM-pa LUM-pa gobblety goo, they'll kill your child if he is not gooD.
UK researchers have discovered a process to use stomach fat stem cells to make women's breasts bigger. If only we hadn't squandered the last 8 years of no federal funding...
Apparently, in parts of India having a toilet is just as important as having a good job to parents of soon-to-be wed brides.
Whoops! PETA killed 95% of its adoptable pets in 2008. Now that sounds ethical.
How soon before Facebook clutters itself into oblivion (like MySpace did)?
Check out what these dolphins can do.
Apparently the ring that almost took Albus Dumbledore's hand has been passed to Sarah Jessica Parker.
Feminists should take heart that, at THIS bar, girls have more privledges than guys.
Well, well, well. I guess Computer Scientists AREN'T that awkward in social situations. If I wasn't engaged, I'd start looking for one of those Studio Arts majors...
The whole worship of Ana (short for anorexia) has got nothing on Dimensions Magazine where they love to encourage MORBID OBESITY! Check out this thread where people post their thin vs fat pics! (the above picture is commented on in post #83)
This is the Dr. Claw action figure released in 1992. It is near the top of my life's worst let-downs. Matthew Broderick is no longer the worst thing about Inspector Gadget.
Massachusetts has done it again! By ruling that a company can be guilty of "libel" (the written form of "slander") even though they wrote the truth, the US Court of Appeals for the First Circuit in Boston has set the First Amendment back over 100 years. Basically what happened was that Alan S. Noonan was fired from Staples for lieing on expense reports (essentially stealing) and for some reason, one of the higher ups decided to email 1500 employees why he was fired. The judges on the appeals court applied a 1902 law that defines "actual malice" as being mean, instead of applying the 1964 law that every other court in country uses which defines "actual malice" as disregarding the truth.
But wait...does that mean that Alan is going to sue me next?
Billy Graham says, "One characteristic of cults is that they strongly believe they alone are right in their beliefs and everyone else is wrong."
Well at least it's clear to everyone now.
Sierra seems to have racist views against Huskies. It is too bad that she never met Queenie, the prettiest of all dogs.
I give you, the greatest toilet - EVER!
"People's reaction times are a far better indicator of their chances of living a long life than their blood pressure, exercise levels or weight, researchers have discovered."
So the final outcome of the race is not nearly as important as me beating Paul off the line (of which, there are no pictures).
Courtesy of HolyTaco.com.
Dambisa Moyo is a Zambian economist with a Masters degree from Harvard and a PhD in economics from Oxford University. Her new book, Dead Aid, claims that the reason Africa's economy sucks is because of rampant western aid. We are kind of doing the opposite of the old saying. Instead of teaching Africa to fish, we are just giving them the fish and putting the African fisherman out of business. As a result, they never become self sufficient. Also the vast marjority of the financial aid that Bono raises goes to despots and dictators.
Basically, Dambisa Moyo is the African Ayn Rand. Dead Aid is being released in a week or so and can be ordered at Amazon. I will probably get it.
Below is a letter sent from the president of GM to its vendors which encourages them to write their politicians to bail out the Big-3:
Next week, Congress and the current Administration will determine whether to provide immediate support to the domestic auto industry to help it through one of the most difficult economic times in our nation's history. Your elected officials must hear from all of us now on why this support is critical to our continuing the progress we began prior to the global financial crisis. As an employee, you have a lot at stake and continue to be one of our most effective and passionate voices. I know GM can count on you to have your voice heard.
Thank you for your urgent action and ongoing support.
General Motors North America
Here is the beginning of the response of one of the vendors:
In response to your request to call legislators and ask for a bailout for the United States automakers please consider the following, and please also pass this onto Troy Clark, the president of General Motors North America for me.
You are both infected with the same entitlement mentality that has bred like cancerous germs in UAW halls for the last countless decades, and whose plague is now sweeping the nation, awaiting our new "messiah" to wave his magical wand and make all our problems go away, while at the same time allowing our once great nation to keep "living the dream".
The dream is over!
Read the rest of the absolutely true rant.
Wait...what do YOU think what this dog is doing looks like?
Watch the whole thing for her racist jokes but fast forward to the 0:43 mark to see her deliver the best joke ever.
See what YOUR browser would be like, if it were a chick.
Sierra, you'll get a kick out of this story. Everyone else can skip it.
See the other things that would be different if women ruled the world.
So here is how to never work in Canada:
1 - Call yourself a pre-op transsexual
2 - Apply for a membership at a women's only exercise club and get denied
3 - Sue them for violating your human rights
4 - Profit
5 - Rinse/Repeat
And people say the US is loaded with frivilous lawsuits...
Are these the you'll be wearing at the wedding, Sierra? Click here to see her head-to-toe in the heels (all 6'11" of her).
Here are some OTHER things that guys have been caught having sex with.
Sorry Bible beaters. It looks like the real Garden of Eden existed 12,000 years ago - WAY before Jesus rode into Jerusalem on a dinosaur.
Here's another good reason to keep your idiot relatives from visiting. A scientific study supports the idea that youths are most influenced by negative family members. So tell your cousin Eddie to get his shit together if he ever wants to meet your kids.
A science magazine editor details the telltale signs that creationists and religious fundamentalists are trying to inject religion into science:
- The term "scientific materialism"
- If an author describes the mind, or any biological system for that matter, as "irreducibly complex"
- The term "Darwinism"
- If an author wishes for 'academic freedom', it is usually code for 'the acceptance of creationism'
Read the article.
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