In Crestwood, IL, you are guilty of abandoning your child in a car if you are more than 0 feet away from it for longer than 0 minutes. Unfortunately for Treffly Coyne, she was 30 feet away for about 5 - 10 minutes with her other kids, donating money to the Salvation Army. Now she faces up to a year in jail and a $2500 fine.

What a horrible mother.
(sarcasm off)