UH-oh! Looks like New Jersey is jealous of all the attention that Ohio is getting with respect to voter fraud. Sequoia Voting Systems, trying to avoid becoming the real-life Delacroy, Inc. has threatened legal action against Union County and Princeton professor, Ed Felton. They were planning to perform an independant security evaluation of Sequoia's electronic voting machine. Well, the contract Union County signed with Sequoia clearly states that they aren't allowed to pay attention to the man behind the curtain and as such, the county is backing down and will now just trust Sequoia with the most important aspect of our democracy.

Good luck with that whole presidential election thing, New Jersey residents. Hopefully, Kermit the frog won't get all your electoral votes in November.