Why on earth would I post something about Yankee free agents? You're right, the story itself is rather boring. But the gem was found in the first comment. Baseball guru, Galosi, had this to say about the story:

"I think the Yankees are making a big mistake if they do not sign Abreu.He was the best clutch hitter they had.Our offense is not improving without him."

I guess the term clutch is relative.