If you have more than *SEVEN* days worth of groceries in your house...you MIGHT be a terrorist...



Jeff Foxworthy has nothing on the Department of Justice's indicators of a terrorist. Which is not that big of a deal except Congress is trying to pass a law that says you can be put in jail for life if they SUSPECT you of being a terrorist - No trial necessary!

It is also related to Jeff Foxworthy (well...rednecks) because the law also repeals the rules prohibiting our warfighters from having sex with animals.

Category: Shady Law
Posted 12/07/11 by: sleze

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